Jumping Jack

✈️👨‍✈️Aspirations
Founder. Entrepreneur.
Laughter is the 🔑 to longevity
Believe in you, always
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[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

WHAT A SHOT.

SEBASTIAN BERHALTER EQUALIZER FOR USA 🇺🇸

(via @FOXSports)

[Jumping Jack @mohnjauser]

@barlowhite @MySportsUpdate Going out on a limb here, but he's not getting out any time soon if convicted. In today's world of technology, it's going to be super easy for them to prove this... between car GPS, videos, chats and mobile device GPS... dude is finished if they have that.

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@stoolpresidente The League ordered the CODE RED on CC

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@jakemalasek I ❤️ Praha

[MM  @adgirlMM]

Imagine being forced to give someone 6.2% of your paycheck, every single check, every month, for 30 to 50 years of your life.

And that person said, "Don't worry, I'm holding this for you and will pay it back to you on a monthly basis, when you retire at 65."

And then they said, "Nah, just kidding. I meant when you retire at 67. And at that time, I'll only give you 70% of what you paid me."

And then they said, "Oops, I spent all your money. You're out of luck."

That's the U.S. government.

[Jumping Jack @mohnjauser]

To all the real men and fathers out there today—the ones who don't just carry the title, but live it out: Happy Father’s Day.

Thank you to the men who take care of their responsibilities. To the ones who show up, work hard, lead with integrity, and make silent sacrifices to protect and provide for those they love. Your presence, dedication, and the steady examples you set make our communities and families stronger.

This day is always a bit bittersweet for me, as it is a time of deep remembrance. Today, I am holding my late father incredibly close to my heart. Dad, the lessons you taught me about accountability, standing tall, and always doing the right thing continue to guide me every single day. You showed me what it truly means to be a responsible and dependable man.

I may not be able to see you, but I carry your wisdom and your love with me always. Thank you for everything you built, for the legacy you left behind, and for being my first hero.

Happy Heavenly Father’s Day, Dad. I miss you, I love you, and you will forever be my inspiration.

[Jumping Jack @mohnjauser]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 TEAM USA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Jumping Jack @mohnjauser]

The Trump take is whack. A professional team won at the highest level, it shouldn't be about politics. It should be that they get to visit the highest office in the nation, an honor they should accept humbly, regardless of who holds the office. Most will NEVER get another chance to A) win at that level B) get to visit the office again

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@DezBryant Would love to hear more about your project(s). I'm sure you have people in your circle, but you ever wanna discuss some business, drop me a DM. I'm building some amazing things myself

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Psychology says the person who slips out of the party without saying goodbye, zones out in meetings, and dodges small talk isn’t rude...

those are three signatures of a mind that processes too fast for the scripts everyone else runs on

[Gareth Harney @OptimoPrincipi]

Russell Crowe on Gladiator 2:

‘They failed, and they failed because they didn’t understand what made the first film so successful: it had a moral core. Here’s the thing, most people want that. On the surface, they might go for entertainment, but if they’re going to love something and keep it with them forever, like that movie? …The love for that thing is because of its moral core. All guys want to be that man who can stay that strong, and all women want a man who can love them in that way.’

[Jumping Jack @mohnjauser]

@nyjets Jets Drive is in NJ... derp

[Mr. Star Spangled MAGA @4thOfJuly365]

I know how Elon Musk became a trillionaire, but I don't know how Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, and Nancy Pelosi became millionaires.

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@AmericaPapaBear I think you meant to say "I wonder what his IQ WAS" 🤣

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@Nuked4Every1 Nah, keep whooping his ass. Why stop. They never gonna learn

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

The San Antonio Spurs have been showing their youth all series long. You can’t go up 29 points and lose the game. No one else to blame but themselves.

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

“I'd rather be called racist all day long than stand back and watch my fellow people get their heads hacked off by a 50 IQ foreigner from an African shithole.”

[Matthew Marsden @matthewdmarsden]

A young white kid was murdered and there were no riots.

The murderer gets convicted and there are riots.

We are not the same.

[JamminLu @JamminLu]

I said what I said 💯

[Jumping Jack @mohnjauser]

@JamminLu 🙏 Accountability is lacking in America, everywhere. Praise brother