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[mohnsolo @mohnsolo]

@metal_tasha Tonight you will be visited by three toasts

[mohnsolo @mohnsolo]

I knocked over so many of these as a kid that I feel partially responsible for Pizza Hut no longer offering dine-in seating.

[mohnsolo @mohnsolo]

Corn cob holders? You mean hands?

[mohnsolo @mohnsolo]

Hmm your address could not be verified... Would you like to use this address instead, which is the same but in all caps?

[mohnsolo @mohnsolo]

"I suggest reflooring the room where that murder took place. We can repurpose some of the wood if you want a light haunting, or rip it all out. Your call."

[mohnsolo @mohnsolo]

The "ghost hunter show" to "home improvement show" pipeline begins the minute they start using carbon monoxide detectors

[mohnsolo @mohnsolo]

My No Fear bumper sticker lets you know that I am not afraid of bugs, snakes, boogers, girls, or getting boo-boos.

[mohnsolo @mohnsolo]

I have to stop wearing red shirts to target

[mohnsolo @mohnsolo]

It's not right to compare this August to August 1998, when ECW Heat Wave '98 took place at the Hara Arena in Dayton, Ohio.

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Please ignore the science, ignore the data.

Climate alarmists have a political ideology to promote, and facts can’t get in the way….

[mohnsolo @mohnsolo]

Password is incorrect... Close though!

[mohnsolo @mohnsolo]

@jamiedupree Plategate

[mohnsolo @mohnsolo]

Milton Waddams was shadow canned

[mohnsolo @mohnsolo]

@dantesinfernal se(ret (ode lol

[mohnsolo @mohnsolo]

Thinking about the scene in Independence Day where Steve (Will Smith) led an entire fleet of mobile campers thru the gates of Area 51 by spooking the guard with an alien.

[mohnsolo @mohnsolo]

@lindz_berry I stole that joke from the 1920s.

[mohnsolo @mohnsolo]

Cheers to writing the wrong date on checks for the next few weeks.
🥂🥂🥂🥂

[mohnsolo @mohnsolo]

@lindz_berry Soliciting nudes in a school zone on a weekday morning. Classy.

[mohnsolo @mohnsolo]

No, MyFitnessPal, I would not like to log my Thanksgiving dinner.

[mohnsolo @mohnsolo]

They're rolling in on schedule, folks!

[mohnsolo @mohnsolo]

Looking forward to receiving your company's canned Happy Thanksgiving email from "the staff"