Morgan Crow

I'm the girl who takes the theme too far

[Morgan Crow @mohocrow]

A little ashamed I made this but it probably won’t be the last one tbh

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

not my piss, not my pants

[Romy @Romy_Holland]

one time i was talking to a colorblind friend about the beach and he mentioned sand being green to him. i was like “wait what shade of green?” and he said “peanut butter green.”

i still have no idea if he was talking about the experience of seeing beige or green.

[cracked out chappell roan @SCHUGARandspice]

@Coolness941 I don’t support the death penalty except for the surgeons who messed up dame Julie Andrews’ voice they can have the electric chair

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

this is one of the funniest images anyone has ever made

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

Depends where I put it.

[Morgan Crow @mohocrow]

it’s me, i’m ho

[Samaria @samariajdavis_]

i hate when someone with adhd tell me “i’ll do it in a sec” like ho you’re lying. you’re not even gonna remember it in a sec.

[lucas @HausOfLucas]

I’m hoping Sabrina’s success with Espresso will be the catalyst needed to make people realize there is no X in that word.

[kay @kayfrfs]

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[𝒮𝒶𝓇𝒶𝒽 (𝒯𝒶𝓎𝓁𝑜𝓇’𝓈 𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃) ❤️‍🔥 @giftedswifted]

“Don’t you worry folks, we took out all her teeth”

[scumbag baby @tapptastical]

hello sharks i’m asking for $48 so i can do a hostile take over of a dive bars’ touchtunes

[angelina joliet @eggslovato]

imagine walking down the aisle at your wedding while a chorus of your old coworkers sing a song about how you're annoying and have adhd

[Morgan Crow @mohocrow]

Just found a note in my notes app that simply says “corn”

That’s it. That’s the note. Wonder what happened there

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

The whole club lookin at herrrrrrrrr

[Morgan Crow @mohocrow]

31 years young and I still physically cannot stop myself from saying “mmm crème de le crème á la edgar” anytime I dip a cracker into soup

[Morgan Crow @mohocrow]

me binging Fleabag for the first time over the last two days (i’m late, I know)

[Morgan Crow @mohocrow]

it’s officially “gotta defrost my car mascara in between my thighs before I can use it” degrees outside

[Morgan Crow @mohocrow]

Breakin’ Dishes should have been Rihanna’s biggest hit. In this essay I will-

[twilight renaissance | fanpage @twilightreborn]

jasper when he's around bella

[Morgan Crow @mohocrow]

Ryan Pressly said

[Morgan Crow @mohocrow]

land of the hyperactive, home of the attention deficit