Chris Mohr

I like attention and I don't like spiders.

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@Joshua_Rayner The hell is baseball? Get your made up sports outta here.

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There is no flying car. All of my suffering was for nothing

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@paige_mount Janis is great, but her sound pales in comparison to William Maxwell II. Some say he inspired her https://t.co/wDJ5ee5t4N

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@Joshua_Rayner The best representation of the NFC East. https://t.co/zH2t74lBTi

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@Joshua_Rayner Curry has no remorse for Eddie's feelings or mine

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@the_Bolen_way @Joshua_Rayner :(

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#draftmebecause @midnight I can stand next to Kobe while he blindly shoots just as well as any ol' European.

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The only phone number I still have memorized outside of my own is Mike Jones'.

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My boxing commentary thus far has primarily just been yelling "Hit him in the dick."

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I have a higher free throw percentage on ecstasy than DeAndre Jordan. Literally. I used the scientific method and shit. @evanwilliamk_ saw.

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@paige_mount https://t.co/4uJucRokfO

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@IMB1GD I suppose that means you never took a good look at Evan.

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@evanwilliamk_ Tell Jay that he owes his abandoned bastard son tons of money.

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Braves new Kentucky. 162-0

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Up 2-1 in the bottom of the 9th. It's a great thing we have the most dominant close..........fuck

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@IMB1GD http://t.co/yeM6MPBPTQ

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I'd like to rollover your data Lily Adams from the AT&T commercials.

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MAYBE THE RACE AT THUNDER ROAD WOULD HAVE BEEN WAY EASIER IF YOU USED THE GOD DAMN FLYING CAR! Grease is terrible.

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How did Rizzo get pregnant with all that menopause?

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The Hand Jive scene looks like it was ripped straight from Jesus Camp.