Dennis Mohr

I Build niche software for people who have subscription fatigue.

[Dennis Mohr @mohrsocial]

1/ A brief history of Office Chair Racing, for the new fans:

2020: The League collapses overnight. Office hallways go silent, the chairs collect dust, casters begin to rust. Several legendary teams fold. Dark times.

2/ 2021-2022: A few brave souls race on “flex days.” Attendance: whoever happened to be in on a Tuesday. Historians call this The Wilderness Years. We call it depressing.

3/ 2023: AI starts quietly doing everyone’s actual job. Nobody tells leadership. This frees up and enormous amount of “bandwidth,” which management assumes is going to ward strategic thinking. It goes toward lap times

4/ 2024-2025: Amazon, JPMorgan and dozens of other companies drag everyone back to a desk citing “culture” and “collaboration.” Leadership calls it a renaissance. We call it a grid of 200 people, freshly oiled casters, and nothing to do.

5/ 2026: The League has never been stronger. Turns out forcing everyone back to the office doesn’t create synergy. It creates racers. You’re welcome, Jaime from HR.

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@otokyo__ You might be finding out sooner than you’d like.

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@TheGBreaker I was close, but I stopped at the store for bread on the way home.

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@brockpierson Also, I like operating my car, give me back the shifter!

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I finally know my pronouns

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Republicans can totally keep telling these people that what they see in their own finances isn’t real, that it isn’t that bad, etc. and being hostile toward anyone suggesting otherwise.

They’ll just keep losing.

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@WICKED_Queen12 Mr. Zed

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@JoshThifault The government just blocked us from doing it through taxation.

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@Ishita_Sharma42 Jens Son

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@GilaAwakening

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@Damfool65 The greatest tool ever invented is the table knife. Not sharp enough to kill you, but strong enough to open the nestle quick.

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@charizardavis You expected something different?

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@Vincent_Writes Start by getting one with 73 books.

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@brucewayne5687 Thank you for your service. It breaks my heart to think that politics has obliterated the value of our military.

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@ImBreckWorsham That’s a small victory, but we’ll take it.

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@mvenuti1980 Only the Holy Spirit can move someone internally. Plant the seeds and move on.

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@RandPaul @WillCainShow How about you be committed to helping the people. I couldn’t care less about your opposition to another political party. We the people need your help.

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@MrJDavis96 Congratulations! I’m rooting for you.

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@MarindaVannoy1 Welcome aboard. Were you cryogenically frozen prior to 1800?

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@Rainmaker1973 Never ask how those hot dogs were made.

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@KatTimpf If the prosperity they brag about is unattainable, the audience will go elsewhere.

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@mattgaetz Either the mid-terms were rigged, or only geriatric people still believe in voting.