everyday i want to send a questionnaire to everyone i know like
-do you like me
-are you mad at me
-what are your least favorite things about me
-what are things you like about me
-are we friends
-what is my role in your life
-if i disappeared forever would u be sad
All you burger larpers meanwhile my dad nearly missed my birth because he was eating "an incredible burger across the street he just couldn't put down"