Maureen

Life is a conundrum of esoterica

[Maureen @moidore]

"A person's last moments are an important thing. You can't choose how you're born but you can choose how you die."

Haruki Murakami, 1Q84

[Maureen @moidore]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 24 Feb 2009 (via @twi_age).

[@alicenbunnyland]

No one wants to work anymore because there is no reward. Half of us are living paycheck to paycheck. No saving for retirement. No saving for a house. Straight up two paychecks away from living on the street.

[Tommy @_TommyMason]

A story of two parts. Recruiter edition 😂😂😂

[6529 @punk6529]

1/ On How Short Life Is

A few years ago, I was walking around in a blizzard in SoHo (New York). It was late, midnight, and it was beautiful.

Some friends, about 15 blocks away, called: "come over?"

It was late, it was cold, was tired, thought "maybe not worth it" but then...

[Dana Schwartz - on hiatus @DanaSchwartzzz]

what if.... instead of dealing with the root of the situations I need to address.... I just bought things

[Michelle Cyca @michellecyca]

my parents bought their house in 1976 for $58,000. in 2022 dollars, that would be $279,160.

their 2022 assessment valued the house at $2.09 million.

i don't think getting married at 34 instead of 24 is the reason my generation can't buy homes. thanks for coming to my ted talk.

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

everybody keeps saying “sorry i fell asleep” is a lie but i actually do fall asleep randomly for hours baby idk what to tell u

[Maureen @moidore]

Ah yes, the downward spiral

[Masculine Revival @Legacy_Compass]

21 Visuals That Will Twist Your Reality

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[shania twink @shaniatwinkk]

Holy shit, just took a bathroom break after typing one sentence in Google Docs and Kim Kardashian appeared out of nowhere and beat me up.

[She-Rage, Princess of Pain @ClaireMax]

I’m really sick of the idea that as “adults” we have to give up everything that is fun, like cosplay and video games and collecting toys. Most of us can only just start affording those things in our late 20’s/30’s.

[kristi @leequadyew]

If youre able bodied n opt for table service at McDonald’s… i automatically dont like you

[Maureen @moidore]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 24 Feb 2009 (via @twi_age).

[Reece Parkinson @Reece_Parkinson]

Habbo Hotel was the original metaverse

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

never telling my bf my real wordle score again. i’m gonna start cheating.

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

All income is disposable income if you’re fun and irresponsible

[ali 🇵🇸🇱🇧🇸🇩🇨🇩 @slimebigmoney]

"Why must I, a STEM major, take an ethics class?"

[KIKIWANNAKAIKAI™️ @kikiwannakaikai]

when life gives you lemons

go home first 🍋