My concept is that USSR was deeply bitter about losing an eye during the Cold War. So, he branded his own eye to seal it shut forever marking it as a badge of shame
people who try to deny sovames chemistry are just genuinely braindead because you dont gotta ship it but you cant look at their 60 year long dick measuring contest and say theres nothing there
Guys i'm gonna redo my strawpage cuz i made that half asleep !! I screenshotted all the current requests i have and i will do them first before continuing with the new page requests :3