mj of london

pathological people pleaser

[mj of london @moirajoycee]

Erica: What are you looking for? Adam: The meaning of life. Erica: Where are you going? Adam: Crazy.

[mj of london @moirajoycee]

Only Harry jowsy would enter a house saying what’s up you little cream pies

[timberket @timberket]

dirty baaaaabe you see these shackles baby i'm your slave

[mj of london @moirajoycee]

Tik toks repost is my new retweet

[summer cesar @WhatsUpGuysItsC]

Who wants to leave work and enjoy the weather with patio drinks

[Jenni @hashjenni]

"Are you awake?"
Me: yeah
Me after hitting send:

[veena 🖤 @xxivorys]

can we skip to the rich part

[Tammy 🇯🇲🌿 @_bloodfiyah_]

Dear old people,

Being in bed by 9:00pm is amazing. Sorry for making fun of you.

[Dee @del0ndria]

When I say I wanna go out I literally just mean to eat lmao.

[mj of london @moirajoycee]

PEDRO
PEDRO
PEDRO

[Austine @theereal_one]

I'll take a shot if u take a shot

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

Sober or not if a cop ask me to recite the alphabet backwards I’ll just put myself in the back seat of their car.

[mj of london @moirajoycee]

TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEARRRTT

[mj of london @moirajoycee]

Currently getting paid to watch dr. Phil

[Brianna Ali @ItsBriannaAli]

Planning trips is one thing. Planning your OUTFITS? Ohhh baby. That’s where the real work come in.

[aphrodite @alyvivianna]

i’m not a girls girl when it comes to stupid bitches tbh

[✩ @mrssmarceline]

born to sleep forced to wake up