ur nonbinary auncle

chasing that big nut — they/them

[ur nonbinary auncle @moirak_elly]

Is it just me or would Universal healthcare really hit the spot right now?

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

An independent study found the cost to actually manufacture this potential covid treatment was $9.32. Taxpayers helped fund the research and we're paying a 33,376% markup
https://t.co/Pa90y01ANM

[ur nonbinary auncle @moirak_elly]

For the love of god, why do they not have a couples counselor on Bachelor in paradise??? I would give anything to see Aaron and Genevieve have a thoughtful conversation about their communication styles 😤

[Kelly Johns @KellyMJohns]

America wants to choose the next Bachelor and not the first impression rose! #BachelorVote

[ur nonbinary auncle @moirak_elly]

#BachelorVote Brianna please

[ur nonbinary auncle @moirak_elly]

Uh I guess I like that one girl Brianna #BachelorVote

[TheBachBabes @TheBachBabes]

Someone tell Tino’s dad that he raised a lying cheating gaslighter

#TheBachelorette

[ur nonbinary auncle @moirak_elly]

Not my unvaccinated bosses trying to talk to me about getting exposed as “such an inconvenience” and “hopefully no one gets too sick”

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Herbert. Today he was officially named the longest wiener dog in the world. He’s nearly 3 feet in length, a full foot longer than your average dachshund. 14/10 very impressive Herbert

[ur nonbinary auncle @moirak_elly]

@morganhlms The reason I get a ticket every Tuesday!

[ur nonbinary auncle @moirak_elly]

Hey Clayton, you’re not broken. It’s called polyamory

[ur nonbinary auncle @moirak_elly]

From the bottom of my heart, fuck you shanae

[ur nonbinary auncle @moirak_elly]

@TrollWench only when really burn out mode

[BIBA. @Lovetounj]

I miss being kid and watching inflation from the sidelines 😢

[ur nonbinary auncle @moirak_elly]

I can’t believe this woman told me to squeeze my anus in a yoga class

[ur nonbinary auncle @moirak_elly]

Everyday I am that much closer to being the most gay boy ever. Today, I spent 45 minutes setting up a bidet for it to not fit our gapping toilet seat.