Moira 🪐

she/they • Capricorn • Appalachian

[Moira 🪐 @moiratries]

All roads lead to the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid

[Moira 🪐 @moiratries]

Saw Babygirl and I can’t get Father Figure out of my head, I can’t live like this

[Moira 🪐 @moiratries]

George Michael continues to haunt me btw

[Moira 🪐 @moiratries]

I need more brands to put the same energy into their mystery flavor as Poptarts did with their “Mystery” (everything bagel) flavor

[mama(to-be) strawberry 🍼🍓 @honeybunwife]

seeing glitter graphics like this in 2024 is like seeing a cave painting…lost art form 💕

[Moira 🪐 @moiratries]

We did get Hot To Go at the thanksgiving parade!

[emily @dayasbrina]

what do you mean i’m watching a marching band perform espresso on the macys thanksgiving day parade right now

[Moira 🪐 @moiratries]

There’s a Greg Heffley balloon?!

[Moira 🪐 @moiratries]

A christmas Eve birthday already sucks, but the real cherry on top is that every movie I want to see comes out on Christmas

[Kalan Hooks @KalanHookstv]

Jackson State’s Sonic Boom of the South played a rendition of Tyler, the Creator’s “Sticky” featuring GloRilla, Sexyy Red and Lil Wayne in the fifth quarter against Alabama State:

(h/t: @ShowtimeWeb)

[olivia @oliviadowlerr]

Coming from the man who quite literally lobbied opioids into West Virginia.

[Moira 🪐 @moiratries]

Lowkey thought the storms had killed my porch spider (right after friends named them, of course) but fear not, porch spider lives on

[officialhambly she/they @officialhambly]

Piggybacking on this to also include stop asking ChatGPT to summarize research when you can literally just read the summarized version of research on the front page research journals

[Jack Cocchiarella 🌹 @JDCocchiarella]

I wonder how many times I’ll have to post this over the next four years

[POTS Shop @ShopPots]

Nerf or nothing

[Terri Schuester Updates @terri_updates]

Donald Trump announces that Sue Sylvester will lead the Department of Performing Arts.

[Lyric Vault @LyricVault]

Donald Trump announces that Lea Michele will lead the Department of Punctuation and Spelling.

[🪬 chloe 🪬 @romainxlettuce]

“What radicalized you” — idk empathy apparently

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

I miss brat summer, fascist fall blows

[Appodlachia @appodlachia]

The twitter mind cannot begin to fathom what state this is