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[flexxico @ripflexxico]

This might be the best money shot of all time 🕺🏽

[🌴ᴛʜᴇᴀʀᴛᴏꜰᴡᴀʀ🌴 @TheArtOfWar6]

Just randomly remembered this and now I have to share it

[Mad ML scientist @HououinTyouma]

I've seen enough. Universal Basic Vyvanse

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

Drunk and thinking about boobs at 8am

[TMZ @TMZ]

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Cut Penis off Raccoon https://t.co/hfSjc6TGs9

[Jonas Čeika @Jonas_Ceika]

I sent ChatGPT an audio file of a series of FART sound effects and asked what it thinks of "my music" and this is what it said

[Solana @lily__pond]

When I learned about the Epstein files, I fell into a very deep depressive episode for a month and could barely get out of bed. I don’t understand how people can learn about such horrible things and not care

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

Dont show me this shit man

[TMZ @TMZ]

Lindsey Graham lives it up at Disney World during the partial government shutdown!

Take a look: https://t.co/MuKOLhjQX4

[JG Quintel @JGQuintel]

Regular Show: The Lost Tapes!

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

giving claude access to draftkings

[• @yducknow]

how it feels to speak during a work meeting when u are under 30

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨JUST IN: New Orleans #Saints star rookie quarterback Tyler Shough revealed that he wants Kentucky governor Andy Beshear to be the next President of the United States.

Shough on Beshear’s podcast:

“Mr. Beshear, I hope you become president one day. We will be voting for you”

[Hiding @Hiding_n_Public]

How do people cope with how evil everyone is? Like everyday for the last 4 years has been another level of psychological damage to my faith in mankind. Things get worse and worse, people openly, flagrantly lie and are rewarded. Narrative as reality, a postmodern hell

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

Life pro tip. Not enough people talk about this. The secret to having a "fulfilling" life is doing new things. Radically doing new things. Consistently. Every day. New activities, people, goals, even something as simple as trying new foods. Life feels longer when you're a kid because every day is packed with almost infinite amount of new learning. As you get older, you've already acclimated to your environment, the new inputs stop, so your perception of time speeds up drastically. You fall into routine, which is a time accelerant. If you want to feel like you have a long infinite lifespan, like you did as a child, you MUST be having new experiences, which slows time down.

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

It’s just a weird sickness at some point, this level of greed. You have $200 billion dollars. You could wipe your ass with $100 bills and keep getting richer every day. Why kill thousands and thousands of jobs at this point?

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First peek at the new ‘REGULAR SHOW’ series.

Releasing May 11 on Cartoon Network.

[Gavin Dorsey @gjdorsey7]

Quote of the day from Wildcats OL Caleb Tiernan:

“A lot of people, when they hear Northwestern, they think of nerds, really dorky people… but there’s also a lot of chillers. There’s a lot of guys I’ve done group projects with, where I’m like, dude, you’re kinda like the GOAT.”

[Pearl Rose @hipearlrose]

you gotta be strangermaxxing you gotta be chatting up random people as much as you can. Big Individual lobby doesnt want you to, but that is why you must