Rachelle

farts & food // buy my book! link below

[Rachelle @moist_cake666]

Hello. I wrote a book. 🤓

SLUT: Tales of Love and Lust https://t.co/oakhsHvCmc

[Rachelle @moist_cake666]

The worst people are the ones who show up to your establishment before you even open and just pace around outside, peering through the windows, waiting to get in.

[Rachelle @moist_cake666]

least likable people are the ones who exclude you from the opportunity to hang out with them and other friends

[Rachelle @moist_cake666]

@christinalexrod My parents didn’t teach it to me. Lay off me okay lots of people can’t speak English either. It ain’t easy learning a second language as an adult if you weren’t raised to speak it.

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@christinalexrod Bitch

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who needs therapy when you have Twitter

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torta fell on the floor but I ate it anyway

[Michelle Caroline @michcarolinelo]

girl math is having a car lip balm, room lip balm, work lip balm, & bag lip balm

[Rachelle @moist_cake666]

he’s in your DM’s but his belly button lint still lingering on my shower wall

[Rachelle @moist_cake666]

Active on Twitter again now that I’m sad and depressed and lonely and broken hearted again

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@Heathermarieexx Lmao. Love this

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

I like my men crying & throwing up abt me

[Rachelle @moist_cake666]

Women talk about committing arson, buying land for a commune, and ruling the world, men talk about sports.

[Rachelle @moist_cake666]

It was all fun and games until they start making you do inventory

[Rachelle @moist_cake666]

@aly_bun @brihold @tedcruz What a fucking nincompoop

[Rachelle @moist_cake666]

@vxsjmz Love a simp until you realize they be simpin for everyone

[IG: STORMNYX @stormnyx_]

how you treat a woman is how she’s going to act, you can’t expect peace when all you bring is inconsistency and manipulation.

[Rachelle @moist_cake666]

crying into my shirt but it smells like the salmon I smoked at work earlier 🥲

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

if it’s not like this, i don’t want it

[Rachelle @moist_cake666]

one of my pet peeves, as a professional chef, is when someone touches me or attempts to hug me while I’m actively using my knife. #movebitch