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With all due respect

[Matt Glassman @MattGlassman312]

I don't really know anything about soccer, but I know any sport that requires you to miss a game and a half for a play like that has a genuinely bizarre rule book.

[PJ Clark @TheRealPJClark]

This take is brought to you by FanDuel Sportsbook ambassador Jordan Spieth

[Psyberdelic @Psyberdelic_]

Brought a date back to my place and she immediately started asking shit like "why are the trash bags filled with crushed beer cans" and "why doesn't your bed have sheets". Bitch I took you to Red Lobster and this is a trailer. I'm White trash

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

A Chrysler 300 looks like a Phantom till a Phantom shows up

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

#49ers TE George Kittle speaks out on NFL teams being willing to use grass for World Cup matches, but not for their own football players, via @NFLPA:

[ESPN @espn]

A NEW ERA IN CHICAGO‼️

Caleb Wilson is heading to the Bulls with the fourth pick in the NBA draft 🔥

[Big Nate Season 2 @ndogid]

Showing my barber this image

[val @valtryeks]

in a sea of ai slop i think this might be the most beautiful flyer i’ve ever seen

[Having fun... and Playing too! @makingtronics]

Messi stopped at 82 out of respect for Bam

[D A L B @zerep_dalb]

yo llegando a la cocina a media noche aprovechando la pausa de hidratación para tomar algo también

[. @playboicurrryy]

one of the easiest ways to tell if a book is good or not is to take a quick look at the cover

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

"Old Salty" by artist Steve Diossy

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

honestly one of the most humiliating decisions in professional sports history and proof that there are no adults left in the room trying to advocate for the League, just a bunch of billionaires trying to shake every last quarter out of their piggy banks

[taryn @tarynewyss]

train attendant scanned my ticket then asked for his too then laughed hysterically at his own joke

[KUSO 🔞 URAGONER gamedev @kuso_otoko]

no, whales are cool, I just didn’t expect them to be chinese

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

A smile is a gang sign for friendly people

[Lee Wes Callwell @LeoRimmer69]

Watch The Sopranos

[Sturgeon's Law @Sturgeons_Law]

Their new girlfriend is women.

[Brad Keselowski @keselowski]

I made him earn every victory and stole a few from him along the way. We took our shots at each other, in the media and on the track. But I’d like to think that somewhere deep down there was an appreciation that we pushed each other to perform at the highest level, even if neither of us would’ve admitted it.

Tonight, I feel a little like the coyote with no more roadrunner to chase. His loss is all of our loss, but none more so than his family’s. Thinking of Samantha, and Brexton and Lennix who lost their father today.