Thoughts While High

Just the thoughts of a stoner

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#stoner #vegan #atheist ... I need more of these people in my life

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So until I get more weed I'll be drinking copious amounts of wine. My liver ain't ready y'all.

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I have no bud-y to go home to.

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So ... this is the first time I've actually run out of weed. It's horrible.

[Weed Tweets ™ @stillblazingtho]

It’s a good day to get high

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My cat loves watching @neiltyson #TheInexplicableUniverse

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@StonerParadiise @nrizzo70

[🌴 @StonerParadiise]

When you sneak in a little bowl before a family event

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My first time living somewhere I'll get lots of kids for trick or treating. I can't wait to scare those little turds into oblivion.

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@plantbasednews @piersmorgan #vegan

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All day long I just think about going home & getting high, putting the worries of the day behind me ✌🏻

[ChildFREE Charlie @NoKidYesPlease]

Help control the human population, have your spouse spayed or neutered. #childfree

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Work work work work work work ... Then smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke

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I'm in a school and there's a kid named Thunder ...... What goes through parents' minds when they choose names?

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I'm supposed to be working but I'm getting high instead #winning

[Genius💡💹🧲 🤖 @GeniusPothead]

When people ask me if I work out

[𝓭𝓪𝓭𝓭𝔂 𝓵𝓸𝓷𝓰 𝓵𝓮𝓰𝓼 @ellamarie425]

@tommychong 's trip to NASA is literally my favorite thing😂💛👽

[Tommy Chong @tommychong]

In all seriousness, NASA has funds cut each year when they deserve increases. Support scientific funding and astronomy education everywhere.