Moist Pirate

Pirate earrings for sale.....Buck an ear

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Lee Dixon is the type of who buys a new kettle and reads the instructions front to back #ENGNZL

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I say it every year, Ryan Searle is Gog from Peep Show

#WCDarts
#WorldDartsChampionship

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Pretty sure I went camping here with my nan

#lfc
#LiverpoolFC
#livnot
#slot
#EPL

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@Corballyred 💯 agree. I think Owen is massively disrespected as a footballer

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@nocontextfm1 He was 2 years below Yakubu

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Yes! Switzerland

#eurovisionuk

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Estonia 5. Gracias

#eurovisionuk

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Cyprus. What the he'll just happened?

#eurovisionuk

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Come on UK

#eurovisionuk

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5 points. That's why I bought your chicken wings from the freezer. Yes!

#eurovisionuk

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Albania. Sorry we said no to your multiple criminals #Guilty

#eurovisionuk

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Israel. We're glad we got no ppints

#eurovisionuk

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Belgium. Your chocolate tastes like bottom

#eurovisionuk

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Fuck the Motherland

#eurovisionuk

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UK yes! Up the Toblerone

#eurovisionuk

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Up the Toblerone!

#eurovisionuk

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Spain likes UK.....pass it on!

#eurovisionuk

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Riga diva
#eurovisionuk

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Czechia loves UK.....pass it on

#eurovisionuk

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Serbia hates UK.....pass it on!

#eurovisionuk