Tony Breitbach

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[Tony Breitbach @MoistureFalcon]

Shout out, I gave my undying soul of affection out, and y’all just always Shit on me when I need someone. Just remember the next time I’m a huge bitch 🤘🏼nobody’s perfect enough.

[Tony Breitbach @MoistureFalcon]

Yo tweet tweet mini tacos are life rn

[Tony Breitbach @MoistureFalcon]

Family type car. ✔️ I should’ve just moved....

[Tony Breitbach @MoistureFalcon]

Last few days staying in FoCo anddddd.... I’ll miss the great people and amazing weather 🤤

[Tony Breitbach @MoistureFalcon]

Wow I haven’t entered an ice cream shop this entire summer. Stay strong fatty, you want but never need it. 🤤😂

[Tony Breitbach @MoistureFalcon]

Men love pterodactyls. SCREEEEECH

[Tony Breitbach @MoistureFalcon]

You're deceivin', receivin', non-givin' headass
You're deceivin', receivin', non-givin' headass 🤘🏼

[Tony Breitbach @MoistureFalcon]

But really I hate most days in this zip. But tonight I don’t think I’ve had a bigger smile just being lame with someone... let’s see what’s to come.🤘🏼

[Tony Breitbach @MoistureFalcon]

I’m in the mood to bake something... besides myself tho 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Tony Breitbach @MoistureFalcon]

I’m a bit of a wild child. If you can’t handle the fun side, you don’t deserve the house wife side 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Tony Breitbach @MoistureFalcon]

Call me Bishmael. Biiiiiih

[Tony Breitbach @MoistureFalcon]

You kinda stepped on the wrong stones with me fucker. #goodluck

[Tony Breitbach @MoistureFalcon]

Rule number one: to be a boss ass bitch, Never let a clown nigga try to play you
If he play you, then rule number two:
Is fuck his best friends and make 'em yes men #bet

[Tony Breitbach @MoistureFalcon]

I buy you champagne but you love some henny. From the block like you Jenny 🤗

[Tony Breitbach @MoistureFalcon]

Gonna just stop caring for people and this thing about these “feelings” cause obviously if you can’t see a package from any form of distance. Then you don’t deserve the meals 🔥

[Tony Breitbach @MoistureFalcon]

My legs always hurt. Is there a next level to these fine ass legs or am I just moving to much. Fahk.

[Tony Breitbach @MoistureFalcon]

Being unattractive is fun as fuck. 🌈

[Tony Breitbach @MoistureFalcon]

I actually hate people. Said me multiple times in a day. 🤫

[Tony Breitbach @MoistureFalcon]

I don’t miss living with the parents. Mom asks for a drink so go to do that, go downstairs and trip on my fathers boots... strategically placed at the exact base of the stairs end. And I rolled my ankle. THANKS GUYS.

[Tony Breitbach @MoistureFalcon]

Stars, hide your fires; let not light see my black and deep desires.