I wake up and go to the gym and drink water and eat veggies and then go meet my friend in a parking lot and drink 7 fireballs it’s called balance look it up
Does anyone else remember Challenge Day in high school where a bunch of kids just sat around and trauma dumped on each other all day with 0 licensed professionals around or was that a fever dream?
My internal monologue when my bf puts one of the pretty coffee mugs in the wrong cabinet with the ugly coffee mugs “idiot. Vile vile creature! Must be banished from society!”