jane

just a totally normal girl
metalhead, emo lesbian
she/it
retweets NSFW sometimes, no minors
priv: @ashtraylesbians

[jane @mojave_IV]

I was going to dunk on OP for calling me old until I realized there actually is a non insignificant number of people on this website who are too young to ever have used XP and that frightens me

[eliz @eliza___v]

you may be old, but are you this old?

[jane @mojave_IV]

@LILY_Beatrice_

[Neighsayer3 @Neighsayer3]

Cigarette that makes you 4 inches tall

[jane @mojave_IV]

@captgouda24 @93xashley Your "criticism" is being a heartless prick to a mother being vulnerable and talking about one of the worst periods of both her and her son's life and defending the people who made it worse. Eat a dick

[jane @mojave_IV]

eating like kids when you take em off Ritalin

[jane @mojave_IV]

@north0fnorth I'm from the only other city in South Dakota (Sioux Falls) and it's kinda funny to me bc people in this state do kinda talk about Rapid City like it's some scary big city
Hell my family talks about Sioux Falls the same way and it's always just like this

[The Signal @Charli_jpeg]

my iron lung

[jane @mojave_IV]

@LILY_Beatrice_ Oooo
Very cute smokes

[jane @mojave_IV]

Sober(-ish, it's complicated) arc might be coming to a close soon I can't lie

[jane @mojave_IV]

Bro stole 2 cans of Red Bull and he's being posted online by the Rochester Police Department as if he just killed somebody.
Thanks Big Brother for keeping us safe from this armed and dangerous lunatic, great use of police resources. Don'tcha just feel safer?

[100.1 FM and AM 1020 KDKA @KDKARadio]

The Rochester Police Department in Beaver County is asking for help identifying this theft suspect at a local Sheetz. Anyone with any information is asked to call 724-775-1100

[jane @mojave_IV]

@lilypad1196 There are pills! So if the powder stuff isn't your thing, then that's also an option, for Metamucil/whatever generic (or alternative if psyllium husk isn't really your thing)
I personally get the Equate brand fiber gummies from Walmart, fairly inexpensive and do the job fine

[jane @mojave_IV]

It's a good thing I'm not a bottom cause holy hell I ate so much poutine yesterday

[jane @mojave_IV]

@lilypad1196 That's genuinely beautiful, thank you for sharing
Maybe this sounds cliche but I really believe it, if your love for someone is strong enough, if it's meant to be, you can conquer just about anything, even distance
I'm glad you have Kai

[jane @mojave_IV]

been awhile. Sorry I've just been swamped with work recently. Also I've been having a lot of gay sex lmao
Anyways hi

[jane @mojave_IV]

@lilypad1196 It wouldn't even be so bad if not for the fact that due to being a picky eater and also poor my diet has barely any fiber in it
But I did start fiber supplements recently so we'll see how that goes

[jane @mojave_IV]

@lilypad1196 Damn 😔
Yeah long distance shit is hard, especially if you both live literally across the globe. I'm lucky that I'm poly and just lucked into having a partner that lives close (in a state that doesn't really have people let alone other queer ppl no less)
Stay strong girl

[jane @mojave_IV]

@lilypad1196 Hell yeah
Wish I was getting swamped in that but honestly going from a year long dry streak to getting laid multiple times a week is still a massive improvement lol