Miranda Jo

out here trying to shine brighter than the sun.

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They did it again.

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Friendly reminder: apostrophes are used to show possession (ownership) or to make contractions-NOT FOR PLURAL.

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Petition to get more red haired emoji options. #please

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Wow. Much talent.

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Walking with a student for “National Walk to School Day” when the student pipes up and says
“Save the date…this is a memory that will last a lifetime” and hugs my hand ❤️ #BeStillMyHeart

[Life Quotes! 🍀 @GirlsNoteBook]

You’re so lucky if you’re in love and it’s reciprocated and it’s healthy and innocent and pure

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A direct quote overheard at a wedding: “he is so boring, if I married him I would have 18 different affairs.” #NotLove

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I’m mad at @Starbucks because they didn’t give me a free drink code today and it’s my birthday.

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Just got the Apple update that updates emojis, but I couldn’t help but notice there are still not many Red Haired options…

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Just sitting on the couch and all of a sudden Collin looked up and said “how did Hagrid’s normal human dad have sex with a giant?” And then went back to watching tv. #HarryPotter

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I’m not getting married anytime soon, but here is my PSA: you better not post pictures of somebody’s wedding before the bride(s) and/or groom(s) do it themselves!

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Keep in mind that one person’s choices are theirs. You don’t need to be disrespectful if you do not agree.

And this has nothing to do with masks-wear a mask, that impacts more than yourself. #MaskUp #WearTheMask

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“Ms. Haack looks so different without her mask on.”
-4th Grader.
*notices I heard them:
“But still really pretty!”
#MyHeart #TeacherTweet

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Went to the store today to get a new mask (BECAUSE EVERYONE SHOULD BE WEARING AND WASHING THEIR MASKS) and the man who sold the mask to me thanked me for buying it and for working for the schools. I wish all people were like that.

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@coolkidbecky I wash mine using a citrus essential oil soap and it keeps me positive and happy ☀️

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Last week Collin commented on how soft my hands were. Today they are so darn cracked from all of this hand washing! Stay safe, wash your hands people.

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7 y/o: if you eat too much strawberries, you’ll poop...AT THE DINNER TABLE! #SeriouslyKidding

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Unless somebody can change it in 10 seconds you do not need to mention it.

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Kids at school were talking about gifts they think they’ll get for Christmas while getting ready for recess.
In my attempt to get them to stop talking and hurry up, I said “the real gift is recess.”
A kid looked me in the eye and said “the best gift of all is the gift of life.”

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Mom picks up Dad’s AirPods container:
Mom: “Ooh, new dental floss!”