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[jo @mojo_jo_jo___]

i was also once a chicken competing in the chicken olympics for timed swimming. to spice it up they added sharks to chase us and the pool was in the elementary school cafeteria.

[jo @mojo_jo_jo___]

things i’ve dreamt that made sense in my dreams, but wouldn’t make sense in real life. a series:

[jo @mojo_jo_jo___]

Timothée Chalamet seeing my dance to the Trolls 3 song and wanting to be my friend, because he thought i was a good dancer.

[jo @mojo_jo_jo___]

i wanted to adopt a puppy but there was a boy in my class that informed me that certain puppy was his brother. it suddenly clicked that i forgot the boy was half dog, so it made sense that the puppy was as his brother.

[jo @mojo_jo_jo___]

just hopping on here to let twitter know i'm still alive lol

[no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 @oocsitcoms]

he will always be famous and loved https://t.co/kri6l5J4hF

[jo @mojo_jo_jo___]

where i want to be rn

[jo @mojo_jo_jo___]

in my re watching glee era

[jo @mojo_jo_jo___]

not a fan of the cold by any means but recently have had a wish to go someplace with lots of snow and twinkly lights

[jo @mojo_jo_jo___]

now after waking up at 4am and sitting on my phone for 2 hours i shall go back to sleep 🥱

[jo @mojo_jo_jo___]

catch me broke this cyber monday

[🍑 @PEACHYBLACKG0RL]

happy friday

[jo @mojo_jo_jo___]

i remember when my husband and i first started dating his ex followed me on insta and then told me my dog was ugly 😭😂 #riposcar

[jo @mojo_jo_jo___]

i really be tweeting for my own amusement tbh

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not my fam saying the turkey was a double d 😫🤣 she was thick tho

[jo @mojo_jo_jo___]

i had a dream i was married to some guy besides aubrey (idek his name) but i was still best friends with aubrey and i was in love with him and told him i was going to start practicing polygamy so i could marry him. things just make sense in your dreams

[jo @mojo_jo_jo___]

i love how anytime someone runs across something that has a weenie dog on it they immediately send it to me #riposcar

[jo @mojo_jo_jo___]

i got ONE fire ant bite and now my whole ankle is swollen

[jo @mojo_jo_jo___]

my mom thought these jeans were the ugliest things so she hid them from me and i just found them this past year and i’ve never gotten more compliments on anything ever. so moms let your kids wear mom jeans if they like them, don’t be a h8er

[jo @mojo_jo_jo___]

S/O to @Amybroccoli for hooking me up with the mom jeans 👖

[jo @mojo_jo_jo___]

all i really want a live action hercules and meg is played by @KaceyMusgraves and she sings the iconic song about her not wanting to be in love