joseppi

spitting useless info since 1983

[joseppi @mojoesev]

Thanks My Morning Jacket for spending 1,475 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Complex. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/gK9PP9Uj6l

[joseppi @mojoesev]

Has anyone else got to the introduce
your dog to the fast food drive thru workers stage of life yet?

[joseppi @mojoesev]

I know you’re not supposed to feed your dog human food, but are you ever eating something so good… that you look at them and think or say… you gotta try this! Then give them a bite… 🙋‍♂️ #sucker

[joseppi @mojoesev]

Covid makes everything taste like the #lacroix version of itself. #lame #COVID19

[joseppi @mojoesev]

Things you get excited about nearing 40...lotion... lotion for my dry hands during winter...fucking lotion. Shout out to #CeraVe tho 👍👍

[Eli Braden @EliBraden]

“Give me liberty or give me meth”

[joseppi @mojoesev]

Lulz

[Gene Simmons @genesimmons]

To the moon! ⁦@elonmusk⁩ ⁦@dogecoin⁩.

[joseppi @mojoesev]

I think I have a new strain of Covid, I'm starting to like The Grateful Dead 💀

[joseppi @mojoesev]

@jordyneww 🙋‍♂️ 🔪

[joseppi @mojoesev]

The pasta I was just eating was so bland that I thought I had #covid for a minute

[joseppi @mojoesev]

Preach Papa Jeans 👖 🙌

[Tom Segura AKA Mr. Ladybug @tomsegura]

He's just SO dumb. "Miraculously disappear." You mean the states started counting mail ins when their state let them?
This is like when there's a blizzard and he says "what happened to global WARMING?!?"

[joseppi @mojoesev]

Let’s talk about the real issues... how did McDonalds lose Hi-C Orange drink? I accidentally got one from Wendy’s trying to order an orange pop, and now I’m overcome with emotion. #hicorange @Wendys @McDonalds

[joseppi @mojoesev]

sO mUCh fOR gLoBaL WaRmInG! #ohiolife #imcold

[joseppi @mojoesev]

@ethan_kolb @tomsegura @bertkreischer If you’re gonna cough... please leave the room!

[joseppi @mojoesev]

@vakabon1804 @samstaydipped Who’s beat is that though?

[joseppi @mojoesev]

@bertkreischer I thought you added new dates in #columbus ? Wth 😞

[joseppi @mojoesev]

ODESZA: Register for Presale Access to our July 27th show in Los Angeles & WIN A Meet & Greet, VIP Tickets + Signed Album!: https://t.co/P3ZVL8GJah

[joseppi @mojoesev]

Gettin Artsy Fartsy with muh Babe #MCA #chicago @ Museum of Contemporary Art Chicago https://t.co/7btwkzANXb

[joseppi @mojoesev]

Peacing out about 11am today ✌️. I just wanted to thank everyone at Grant Hospital for making my stay a very pleasant one considering... especially the surgery staff lead by Dr. Mark… https://t.co/hcY6KEaPd7

[joseppi @mojoesev]

Screw Party Lines... I voted Repugglecrat today! #govote #pugglestruggle #livinlavidalola #merica 🇺🇸 @ Goodale Park https://t.co/FTyGe4JvBv