Joe Hafiz

TN, AD & AL - Sees it from the other side of a black hole, feels like another slice of pizza, craves crisp air after the rain, hopes for eternal salvation

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@Fadhil Dude, of course my wife, she’s the only one for me

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From the 1st moment I laid my eyes on her, to when she was pregnant, to when she became a mother, to when she became pregnant again, to when she gave birth to our daughter and until now… my SO💘 has always been beautiful to me.

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Got drenched by sudden heavy rain while walking to the mosque. Drying my office shirt on the hood of my car now at the train station car park

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@tianatashra Aik, bila my wife gemuk? Kalu she gemuk, I ni ape? 😅

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Feeling sad that I can’t accompany my wife for her procedure tomorrow. I have to fly to Singapore for a meeting.

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Panicking, I ran back to the hotel thinking I am in so much trouble when I noticed that the hotel seems different. It was then I realized I was dreaming and immediately tried to wake up. Fortunately I did and with plenty of time left to get ready for the meetings.

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Last night while walking back from dinner, I passed a mini golf place which unfortunately was closing. So I head back to the hotel. Suddenly I found myself awake the next day in the afternoon at the mini golf place, having missed two client meetings.

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Tengah hujan, duduk kat teduh, tp still peluh…

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Drove all the way to the office without realizing I left the house with my road tax sticker (still in MYEG envelope) on top of the car. Arrived at office and found the envelope was stuck in the wedge between the back windshield/window and car boot. #lucky

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@tianatashra Oh no!

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Anybody else has a specific recurring nightmare? Mine has no pontianak, Freddy Krueger or grotesque monsters. My nightmare is suddenly being back in uni, about to take a huge exam whilst being totally unprepared, not having studied.

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The last episode of Obi Wan was awesome. Great to see the same reaction from others. Will there be season 2? Wonder if Qui Gon would show some remorse for asking Obi Wan to train Anakin 🤔

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@Chadmw10 @CahnDrade @Starboss56 @SantoCorvo @Corey_WolfPack Bet Luke saw ‘strange old Ben’ talking to himself, probably couldn’t see Qui Gon

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@realchrp90 Finally I have a the courage to say sorry for asking you to train the most powerful Sith Lord in the galaxy

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#COYS !!!

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Back in primary school, I remember among the first cassettes I asked my parents to buy for me was @rickastley’s debut album ‘Whenever You Need Somebody’. I still listen to his songs, including covers of Everlong and Ain’t No Sunshine. Still a fan after 34 years.

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I have 2 free Dr Strange 2 movie tickets to give away. Show is this morning 10.15am at IOI City Mall, Putrajaya. Let me know if you want them and I’ll send the QR code to you.

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@jayridzwan @lynniehashim Jom la… lama x jumpa!

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Help! Was just told Mom’s family is having family gathering 4 days before raya. Where can I change duit raya by tomorrow? #duitraya

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@jayridzwan @lynniehashim Was just told we’d be going to Pak Cak’s house 1st day raya. Not sure who else will be there…

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@noorsyafiza Thank you Fiza! Will browse fb then..