Captain Morgan 🥃

Twitter blocked my account because I wasn’t 13, 13 years ago. 🙄

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Here’s to manifesting 😍
#winningwithwinnie

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26 weekends until my wedding. Only 10 are free weekends. Someone pray for me.

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Adult Money in your late 20s(ew I just said late 20s): buying a 64oz water bottle so I can be hydrated on all the bachelorette trips that I have this year.

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Thomas had the audacity to wear my socks today, fully knowing my top 3 big NOs are:
1. Santa Claus
2. Birds
3. Feet and sock sharing - specifically men’s/boys.

Fiancé for sale - place your bids.

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When I wake up tomorrow my college bffs will be on their way to me and my new house. They’re how I got here. 💕

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I’ve come to learn that adulting is managing various excel sheets called my life.

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Picking the order of my bridal party feels very reminiscent of ordering my top 8 on MySpace…

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Following up from my attempt of blasting Thomas with Bernese Mountain Dogs - we are currently on a list for a litter expected in March. Coming for that Dog Mom title in 2022.

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Please don’t apologize for helping us get to the big game. You are allowed to miss a catch, we all miss “catches” from time to time. Roll tide and here’s to another great season ❤️🐘

[agiye. @HallAgiye]

i’ll be back .. i’m sorry bama nation .

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Can I return 2022 yet???

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Update on mission Bernese Mountain Dog - I just showed Thomas a video- he asked if that’s all I watch now.

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I’m trying this new thing where I send Thomas all the Bernese Mountain dog videos I see on Instagram- stay tuned to see if it works

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@PDiB_ All in good fun. 💕

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@brebanbay Lol so glad I did this correct

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I think this might be the worst officiated game I’ve ever seen.

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Please tell me what I should do in regards to my wedding. Man F off

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@brebanbay @robbobbay Nice hashtag

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Back in 2014, I got ordained, mainly as a good laugh. Come Thursday, I will have officiated my first wedding 😅

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@kanebrown I’m no longer dancing to your song at my wedding. #RollTide