Mojstorm

Incompetent man who claims to be a streamer but hasn't in months

My Twitch channel:

[Mojstorm @mojstorm]

Just realised my Twitter profile says I joined Twitter in April of 2020

haha 4/20

[𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖔𝖘 📘🦷🔼 @Homievulgaris]

Dolly Parton was the patron saint of good gays, who fall in love, adopt kids, and see beauty in everything.
Tim Curry was the patron saint of evil bisexuals like me, who love oil and grime, scary clowns, and communism.

[✨ phos ✨ @phoscent]

God I can’t get enough of Hoyo slander. Absolutely creatively bankrupt studio. Bad worlds bad stories bad character design and bad combat FUCKKK I love slandering Hoyo games

[Daifuku🍓 @daifuku381]

Not only am I spiritually Chinese I am also physically Chinese

[Hayden @arvencain]

Testicular doctor who puts “elite ball knowledge” on his resume

[錆たまご @Sabitamago]

今日も一日お疲れ様です

[Panko A. Cat’s Mom @fatfatpankocat]

Cats are so cute I wish they were real

[Vivian @suchnerve]

🫵🏻😂 Bro has mistaken his romanticizing of his melancholic solitude for fulfillment!! 😂😂😂😂 He yearns for the comfort of love, yet shies from the humiliating ordeal of being known!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Mojstorm @mojstorm]

@ExtraBird2678 Just like me fr

[Mandrake ꥟ @tengridyeus]

You can actually decide to just course-correct and fix your horribly fucked up life even in your later years, even when you’re old, even when you’re 23.

[josh @langranglerr]

People act like a gay son is a dead end in the family tree, as if the whole point of trees isn’t to bear fruit

[森ノri @tomoyoholic]

You have to be at least a bit chuuni to truly enjoy life

[enki @Enkiwii]

mon corps est une machine qui transforme les liens hypertextes wikipedia bleus en liens hypertextes wikipedia violacés

[sadwerkl @sadwerkl]

I have completely given up of ever getting a girlfriend.

[machuuu2 @machuuu69]

everyday, every interaction, im reminded im a "boy", a "guy", a "dude".

i'll ask for people's pronouns, but apparently im not gender ambiguous enough to be asked mine.

i don't complain because i know i dress masculine, have a masculine voice, and just overall am a "dude".

[りこぴん @mentaiko_o2giri]

カナダの有名なスイーツ"BeaverTaills"やっと食べれた❤️

揚げドーナツみたいな生地にチョコレート塗ったものなんやけど揚げたてでくれるからめちゃくちゃおいしい🤤バンフとかトロントとか観光地にのみある！

[Jake Landau (He/Him) 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇻🇪🇺🇦 @JakeLandauTO]

In New York, the mayor makes tickets to the World Cup cheaper. In Toronto, the mayor scalps World Cup tickets to fund the city budget. I'm crying lmfao

[Kai!! 💜💛 @ThunderBird2678]

feel #blessed this morning for this wonderful sunny weather under which I consume my Canadian corposlop brunch