Moke

Father of a silent child, I build battleships, USMC veteran, Funny guy |

Most posts are jokes... don't ask which ones

[Moke @MokeMaybe]

Something needs to be done, because if I need 30 ft of wire, WTF do you mean I have to buy 5000ft @ $70 a foot and it will take 9 months?! That's not ok in any industry, least of all defense!
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@BTXGlobal I'm sick of every single one of your drivers arriving to our warehouse with an inability to speak any English at all. Today I've reported you to the @USDOT.

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@PressSec I owed. A lot. Fuck me for getting 2 promotions in one year I guess.

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@Moke1966758 @HazelAppleyard

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@Moke1966758 @HazelAppleyard Sometimes I see your posts and think I already commented. It's like we're the same person.

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I should post more. I miss it. I've just been lurking.

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I got a nice little Christmas bonus. Sweet!

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I got promoted

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I got promoted

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House husband no longer. Because of Joel Byron's mishandling of the economy, I have gotten a job, because my wife's massive income is no longer enough. My wife seems more upset about this than I am. FJB!

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I don't mean to brag, but next week I'm traveling for work and there will be a Cocos 14 minutes from my hotel.

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House husband no longer. Because of Joel Byron's mishandling of the economy, I have gotten a job, because my wife's massive income is no longer enough. My wife seems more upset about this than I am. FJB!

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@RocketLeague why do I keep getting home screened on Xbox? Got booted in the middle of the game and then got home screened when trying to rejoin that game. Now I'm banned for "quitting early." Garbage.

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

No.

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@nypost

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It's true that nobody outside of Arizona knows what Mesa is. The guy at the social security office just tried to tell me that I was born in Phoenix because Mesa is a county. 🙄

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@GuntherEagleman https://t.co/XHydNYKPGo

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@WallStreetMav @elonmusk https://t.co/XHydNYKPGo

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@elonmusk @VivekGRamaswamy https://t.co/XHydNYKPGo

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@nypost https://t.co/XHydNYKPGo

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@nypost Don't worry, neither will the rest of us

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@marie76291 @TECH_CYBER01 you 🤖
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