Mokless A. Giraffe

Heck, I'm a giraffe!

[Mokless A. Giraffe @moklessartisan]

[giraffe shopping for ceiling fans]

"This was a bad idea."

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[giraffe shopping for ceiling fans]

"This was a bad idea."

[Mokless A. Giraffe @moklessartisan]

Good Cop: *throws chair* YOU'RE GOING DOWN PUNK

Giraffe Cop: *bangs head on ceiling* DAMMIT HOW MANY TIMES DO I- CHERYL CHERYL GET IN HERE

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[At the zoo]
"Hi I'd like to buy 2 of those yellow, telescopic tree pruners"
Zookeeper: You mean a giraffe? They're not for-
I MUST HAVE IT

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[Drives up to weather station]
*gets out*
*walks up to long, yellow spotted leg*
*knocks on hoof*
GIRAFFE (lowers head): 30% rain
"K thanks"

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Ostrich Cashier: that's a clever Halloween costume

Giraffe dressed up as a ladder: what is Halloween

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[Giraffe buying costume pieces for his Frankenstein costume]

CASHIER: that'll be $2000 for just the nuts and bolts

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Giraffe: *rollerblades perfectly*

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[Giraffe wins gold medal in high jump by just curling neck over the bar and licking the ground on the other side]

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Interviewer (who is a horse): What makes you think you'd be good at stocking shelves?

Giraffe: I'm very tall

Horse Int: I know I hate you

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[Giraffes at watercooler]
GIRAFFE 1: I slept so much last night
GIRAFFE 2: How long?
G1: Like an hour and a half
G2: Whoa sleeping beauty eh

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[Giraffe reading instruction manual on safely using a ladder to pick leaves from a tree]

VERY SHORT GIRAFFE: *wipes tears* This is so hard!

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[Giraffe getting her nails done]

*squints*

"Um yeah they *squints harder* lookin' good from up here"

NAIL LADY: You so tall girl!

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[Giraffe Stand-up]
So ever wonder why giraffes got long necks?
*crowd murmurs*
BECAUSE OUR FEET SMELL!
*polite clapping*
Thank you thank you

[Mokless A. Giraffe @moklessartisan]

[Giraffe riding a motorbike thru forest]

THIS
*leaves whip face*
WAS
*head dodges branch*
A BAD
*gets airborne off a tree root*
IDEAAAAAAAA

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[Giraffe trying to go snorkelling along the coast but it's head just barely manages to dip beneath the surface]

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[A teenage giraffe hopelessly struggling to put on a turtleneck sweater because his grandma knit it for him and she's coming to visit]

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*Giraffe pilot flies an old bi-plane through a cloud, leaving a colossal giraffe-shaped hole behind*

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[Giraffe boarding a plane]

SECURITY: Ok pal we're gonna have to do a full body search

GIRAFFE: If that includes my neck pls arrest me now

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*bird lands in the middle of the back of a giraffe's neck*

GIRAFFE: (ok don't let it know how annoying that is): GET OFF ME U STUPID BIRD

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GIRAFFE TEEN: When I'm older, I'm gonna fly a jet plane!

GIRAFFE DAD: Get your head out of the clouds!

G-TEEN: IT'S YOUR FAULT I'M SO TALL