Molly Baker

[Molly Baker @mol_bakes]

@DougJossem is this even a question?

[Molly Baker @mol_bakes]

https://t.co/HmkqzVUloZ

[Ben & Jerry's @benandjerrys]

Oh snap! Add us on #snapchat for all things Ben & Jerry’s! Username: "benjerrysnaps" https://t.co/MjtsjQza6g

[Mike Enright @Menright24]

Me: Hey Molly - Did you know 76.2% of all statistics are made up on the spot?
@mol_bakes Really?

[Molly Baker @mol_bakes]

Yawned while walking down the street and some man yells "WAKE UP" right in my face. Like....really?

[Molly Baker @mol_bakes]

How my father deals with me... ie. he doesn't.

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

Our brand new @benandjerrys flavor, Tonight Dough, is now available in stores! #FallonTonightOneYear http://t.co/HohzPWoLav

[Molly Baker @mol_bakes]

TSA: "No ID checks for the kids"

Me: *looks around for children*

TSA: Oh you're over 18?

I mean, come on.

[Molly Baker @mol_bakes]

Spent $25 solely on fruit and pellegrino because winter

[Molly Baker @mol_bakes]

The dreariest of Sundays has me dreaming of this

[Molly Baker @mol_bakes]

But the world is so pretty

[Molly Baker @mol_bakes]

It sounds like there's a weed whacker directly outside my window. This is New York, there are no weeds to whack

[Molly Baker @mol_bakes]

Yeaaaaahhhh buddy

[Molly Baker @mol_bakes]

Returns from business trip with over 30 pairs of free underwear in suitcase. I don't know how I feel about my life

[Ben & Jerry's @benandjerrys]

Introducing Cookie Cores! Boom Chocolatta!, Peanut Buttah, and Spectacular Speculoos. Dig in. http://t.co/Q3ard3UO61

[Molly Baker @mol_bakes]

Pivotal moment: just exchanged names with my nail lady. Still rolled her eyes at my black nail polish, but they didn't build Rome in a day

[Molly Baker @mol_bakes]

Me right now

[Molly Baker @mol_bakes]

Also why did I already have so many alarms saved in the 3am hour? I'm concerned for my own self

[Molly Baker @mol_bakes]

Tweet game has *literally* been off for months, but want to remind future me not to run a marathon that requires this

[Molly Baker @mol_bakes]

@hayesbtv @DougJossem @emilyfreilino @dgyves @brynbartley @burger yeah okay leaving California now see y'all tomorrow