Khal_kawthar

🧕🏽 Muslimah | 🎓Islamic Education Student
🤍 Faith • Lifestyle • Random thoughts
✨ Sharing little pieces of my world

[Khal_kawthar @Molara2h]

I wanted to buy a car this year but people say they like the way I walk.😉

[Gerald Deep @CPTGerald]

@grok who is really your hero

[OG @OGentertained]

When Fiona said ‘So you’ve been screwing Jimmy’s dad’ I just lost it it really did sounded funny to me.

🎬 SHAMELESS

[Sofias @iamsofias_]

Night sex in 1995:

• Lights off, missionary or doggy
• Quick, quiet so the kids don’t wake up
• One orgasm (hers if she’s lucky)
• Done in 8–12 minutes
• Roll over and sleep

Night sex in 2026:

[𝑪𝑯𝑹𝑰𝑺 @ChrisSays01]

Real Madrid fans have two moods: ‘We are finished’ and ‘We are winning the Champions League.’ There is no in between. 😂🤍

[Harlo @CFCHarlo]

That glowing Barca badge is insane bro wtf 😭

[Owóyínká @theowoyinka]

As shown in the video below 👇🏾

Why do mortuary attendants knock ✊ before opening the mortuary chamber? 👀

[LeoŇard ♌ @LeoNardAfc27]

I won't forget this day in a hurry, Nelli. That performance at the Bernabéu 🔥❤
May God punish Caicedo 😡

[Nostalgic Hubb @NostalgicHubb]

Cardi B Dating History:

2015 — Tommy Geez 🇺🇸
2016 — Tommy Geez 🇺🇸
2017 — Offset 🇺🇸
2018 — Offset 🇺🇸
2019 — Offset 🇺🇸
2020 — Offset 🇺🇸…. Love

[wire Diamond @wyrefundz]

Who else remember this movie?

[Bella🥰😍 @Bella__Bahby]

My friend’s dad is a driver 🥹 and her mum found THIS in his suitcase. The moment she saw it, her hands and feet started shaking, and she couldn’t even bring herself to touch it. 😭

They asked their dad what it was, but he didn’t say a word. He just smiled and said, “It tastes really good.” 😭😂

Who knows what this is?

[Chief @Chiefofbridge]

🚨 Neto shushes his own captain and shows why he doesn’t belong at Chelsea:

🗣️Mikel Obi

"Did anyone else catch the clip of Pedro Neto shushing Reece James last night against Fulham?

James, the captain, was telling him to track back after Estêvão had pushed up. Instead of just doing the work or at least acknowledging the instruction, Neto tells his own captain to shush.

At that point you have to ask: does Neto even recognise that James is the captain? Because if you can’t take an order from the skipper on the pitch, whose orders are you going to follow?

This is the kind of attitude that quietly poisons a dressing room. One player who thinks the rules don’t apply to him can undo a lot of the standards the rest of the group is trying to build.

Neto needs to sort this out immediately or start packing. At this rate, learning Arabic might be the smarter career move than staying at Chelsea.

[Shedyfooty @Shedyfooty]

🚨 THESE TOP PLAYERS COULD STILL CHANGE CLUBS BEFORE DEADLINE DAY 👀

🇦🇷 Enzo Fernández → Manchester City — £120M

🇦🇷 Julián Álvarez → Barcelona — €150M

🇫🇷 Bradley Barcola → Liverpool — £150M

🇪🇬 Omar Marmoush → Tottenham — £50M

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Liam Delap → Manchester Uni.... hate

[PRECIOUS ❤️ @twitbyprecious]

It doesn’t take a man forever to decide whether he wants to marry a woman.

[DAVIS LUXURY @davis_luxury]

This is simply.. utterly heartless
How could anyone be this cruel? 😭

[Sarauniya of Kaduna @Gwazavictoria]

What's the difference
between my uncle and acne?

Acne waited for me to be a teenager before coming on my face

[Faash @FaisalFaaash]

Game over 😱😭😭🤣

[𝐂𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡 @Zayyad_Yazeed]

What ending would have made Game of Thrones feel worth the journey?

[Ben☄️ @Biig_Dre]

Another top rated scene packed with intense action.

Absolute 10/10🎬🔥

[🐦Digital Ustaz👳‍♂️ @MdKankiya]

If you believe Arsenal have the best team in Europe hit the like bottom 👍

[esme 🍀🌹 @esme_essie_]

One-night stands in 1990:
- Met at a bar or party
- Went back to someone’s place
- Did the thing
- Left in the morning
- Never spoke again (and that was fine)

One-night stands in 2026: