Themolassesdisaster

she mol on my ass

[Themolassesdisaster @molassdisas]

only real cone-of-water heads know that the right water fountain at the boston ballet is colder than the left one

[Themolassesdisaster @molassdisas]

are you guys enjoying the vampire weekend rn

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fyi if you find love at the molasses formal you are legally required to have us play at your wedding. also you have to name your first born child molasses and make us their joint godparents but we can work that part out later

[Themolassesdisaster @molassdisas]

wait so how many electoral college votes do indie rock college cover bands get

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how it feels to wear the molasses disaster ringer tee around campus

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is it just us or does every band got the:

- gay jew
- gay jew
- gay jew
- gay non-jew
- straight jew

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BREAKING: as calls for critically acclaimed band “molasses disaster” to come to brazil continue to rise, the band is attempting to reach its international fanbase with a performance on 91.5 WMFO for Post Adolescence Glow tomorrow at 1pm. the band encourages everyone to tune in

[Themolassesdisaster @molassdisas]

honestly how do you guys know if this is truly the hit band molasses disaster tweeting from this account. it could be like john stamos (noted fan) or something

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theme for tonight fyi

[Themolassesdisaster @molassdisas]

we’ve been getting some questions regarding our show this saturday, so i thought we’d answer. to those who’ve been asking: no, we are not only playing songs about basements at this basement show (doors at 9:30 music at 10 dm for address). we’re also playing songs about attics

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being in a band is so crazy why do we got a song by the killers for homework

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hey did you guys receive the telepathic message we sent to all of our fans saying that we were playing apple jam this friday. cause if not that would be really embarrassing on our part but i assume you all got it

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BREAKING: the news of the oasis reunion has been overshadowed by the righteous and glorious return of molasses disaster, as rumors swirl that an announcement of their next show is imminent. the band has asked for privacy at this time

[Caroline Soler @carolinelsoler]

@molassdisas My boygenius

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this pic goes hard…feel free to screenshot…if you even care….

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molasses disaster SNUBBED by the grammys

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@RecordingAcad hey

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having a basement show with toolbox this friday, with doors opening at 9 and music starting at 9:45, if you all even care… (dm for address)

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only a few more followers til our 900 follower giveaway