MollyB

Dabbles in improv comedy.

[MollyB @molbaer]

@CalltoActivism 10!

[MollyB @molbaer]

@DougWahl1 What a piece of sh!t

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Childless Cat and Dog Ladies for Harris

[MollyB @molbaer]

Watching the Olympics makes me hungry for Wheaties. @GeneralMills #wheaties #Olympics #Olympics2024Paris

[MollyB @molbaer]

@colbertlateshow @LateNightSeth @LastWeekTonight @JimmyKimmelLive Check out @PenzeysSpices in Milwaukee. They are trolling the RNC loud and proud. Their website has an About Republicans section. I just ordered $40 of spices from them.

[Michelle @Michell33650674]

WOMEN! WE ARE OVER HALF OF THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES POPULATION! WE CANNOT ALLOW THE REPUBLICAN PARTY TO TAKE AWAY OUR HARD FOUGHT FOR RIGHTS! WE MUST STAND TOGETHER OR WE'LL END UP LIKE THE WOMEN IN IRAN AND AFGHANISTAN! DONT' LET IT HAPPEN! VOTE BLUE STRAIGHT DOWN THE LINE!

[MollyB @molbaer]

@hellosunshine Please check out this great story from new author Ashley Manley. It’s a story of one woman’s love and loss, finding her joy, and reinventing herself. And maybe finding love again along the way. #EveryBeautifulMile

[MollyB @molbaer]

@GuyFieri GGG and DDD mash up idea. Feature the grocery stores where restaurants get their goods. Example, Oliver’s Corner Market supplies meat for Palmyra Pub in Dixon IL. @FoodNetwork #supportsmallbusiness

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Donald Trump is openly copying Nazi language, advocating for a “unified Reich.”

We made this ad pre-2020 election, thinking that we would never have to release it. After Trump’s latest embrace of fascism, we feel it’s important to post, #Bloodlines

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

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[MollyB @molbaer]

@attell @NetflixIsAJoke Great special! Our dogs weren’t sure about your recorder.

[MollyB @molbaer]

Byron’s tumbling team was the victim of embezzlement. @LouCanellis Can you help spread the word for the Go Fund Me?

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[MollyB @molbaer]

Byron’s tumbling team was the victim of embezzlement. @RyanChiaverini Can you help spread the word for the Go Fund Me?

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[MollyB @molbaer]

Byron’s tumbling team was the victim of embezzlement. @leilarahimi Can you help spread the word for the Go Fund Me?

https://t.co/s2pCO1OPaB

[MollyB @molbaer]

Byron’s tumbling team was the victim of embezzlement. @JoriParys Can you help spread the word for the Go Fund Me?

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[Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump]

Robert De Niro’s statement on Donald is perfect. Please read it:

“I’ve spent a lot of time studying bad men. I’ve examined their characteristics, their mannerisms, the utter banality of their cruelty. Yet there’s something different about Donald Trump.

When I look at him, I don’t see a bad man. Truly.

I see an evil one.

Over the years, I’ve met gangsters here and there. This guy tries to be one, but he can’t quite pull it off. There’s such a thing as “honor among thieves.”

Yes, even criminals usually have a sense of right and wrong. Whether they do the right thing or not is a different story — but — they have a moral code, however warped.

Donald Trump does not. He’s a wannabe tough guy with no morals or ethics. No sense of right or wrong. No regard for anyone but himself — not the people he was supposed to lead and protect, not the people he does business with, not the people who follow him, blindly and loyally, not even the people who consider themselves his “friends.”

He has contempt for all of them.

We New Yorkers got to know him over the years that he poisoned the atmosphere and littered our city with monuments to his ego. We knew first hand that this was someone who should never be considered for leadership.

We tried to warn the world in 2016.

The repercussions of his turbulent presidency divided America and rattled New York City beyond imagination. Remember how we were jolted by crisis in early 2020, as a virus swept the world. We lived with Donald Trump’s bombastic behavior every day on the national stage, and we suffered as we saw our neighbors piling up in body bags.

The man who was supposed to protect this country put it in peril, because of his recklessness and impulsiveness. It was like an abusive father ruling the family by fear and violent behavior. That was the consequence of New York’s warning getting ignored. Next time, we know it will be worse.

Make no mistake: the twice-impeached, 4-time indicted Donald Trump is still a fool. But we can’t let our fellow Americans write him off like one. Evil thrives in the shadow of dismissive mockery, which is why we must take the danger of Donald Trump very seriously.

So today we issue another warning. From this place where Abraham Lincoln spoke — right here in the beating heart of New York — to the rest of America:

This is our last chance.

Democracy won’t survive the return of a wannabe dictator.

And it won’t overcome evil if we are divided.

So what do we do about it? I know I’m preaching to the choir here. What we’re doing today is valuable, but we have to take today into tomorrow – take it outside these walls.

We have to reach out to the half of our country who have ignored the hazards of Trump and, for whatever reason, support elevating him back into the White House. They’re not stupid, and we must not condemn them for making a stupid choice. Our future doesn’t just depend on us. It depends on them.

Let’s reach out to Trump’s followers with respect.

Let’s not talk about “democracy.” “Democracy” may be our holy grail, but to others it is just a word, a concept, and in their embrace of Trump, they’ve already turned their backs on it.

Let’s talk about right and wrong. Let’s talk about humanity.

Let’s talk about kindness. Security for our world. Safety for our families. Decency.

Let’s welcome them back.

We won’t get them all, but we can get enough to end the nightmare of Trump, and fulfill the mission of this “Stop Trump Summit.””

[MollyB @molbaer]

@joncoopertweets I broke up with a guy partly because that is how he laughed. I don’t think he had a sense of humor so he laughed like that to make up for it. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[MollyB @molbaer]

We need to change the atmosphere.

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

Remembering the first time I knowingly encountered the befuddling thing I would eventually know as MAGA.

It was 2008, on Facebook.

It was my old college buddy, Stove Minivan.

(Names have been changed to mock the guilty.)

(Link at the end of the thread to avoid throttling)

[MollyB @molbaer]

@RepKatiePorter I appreciate the creative ways you express facts. You are brave and so, so smart. Keep it up!

[MollyB @molbaer]

My man, Jeremy representing!

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

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