Jake Walker

man tell you what man talkin bout ain’t never written no dang ol bio for twitter man talkin bout class of whatever man dang ol 140 characters man

[Jake Walker @moldebeans]

GIVE IT TO KORNET

[Jake Walker @moldebeans]

Bro Caleb Williams is out here playing madden irl

[RiFF RAFF / DALE DAN TONY / JODY HiGHROLLER @JODYHiGHROLLER]

RiFF RAFF COMES OUT OF RETiREMENT BECUZ THE RAP GAME iS DEHYDRATED AS FUCK AND NEEDS THAT VåNiLLå GöRiLLå ALBUM

[Jake Walker @moldebeans]

Oh, sorry, I didn’t know how to respond to your text so I left you on read for 13 days

[YOUNG MINOR THREAT @GERMJEEZUS]

“SIR DIS YO CAR” ?

[Jake Walker @moldebeans]

@ChefBoyardee Any update on this, Chef? 🥺

[Jake Walker @moldebeans]

Life has just gone downhill ever since Chef Boyardee discontinued Chili Mac 😢

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

Just woke up, Swag is on

[Jake Walker @moldebeans]

Does anyone realize that the Allstate Mayhem commercials have been running for 15 years now??

[Jake Walker @moldebeans]

The best part of sculpting my 2 year old’s young mind, is that he will spend years thinking that this is Jesus

[Jake Walker @moldebeans]

Nothing personal brother, but I’m not going to watch the TikToks, reels, or shorts you send me.

[Jake Walker @moldebeans]

This is like my 4th time on twitter (X) in the last year, and my whole feed seems to have gone terribly political. but can I just say:

I really miss the era of Post Malone when he would add in an “ooOh” ad-lib every now and then.

https://t.co/aM4osWSJTY

[Jake Walker @moldebeans]

#ErnieJohnson2028

[Jake Walker @moldebeans]

Setting reminders for my future self because I hide the snacks from my toddler

[Jake Walker @moldebeans]

Still haven’t figured out how to properly use Cling Wrap at 27 years old

[Jake Walker @moldebeans]

New Year, New Mii

[Jake Walker @moldebeans]

Brother if I lose my fantasy playoff matchup bc Brock Purdy has -.04 fantasy points im gonna lose my shit

[Jake Walker @moldebeans]

Pinching the tail off of the shrimp on the first bite is a life skill that should be put on a job application. And

[Jake Walker @moldebeans]

Someone needs to assassinate Duncan Robinson for the dumb fucking prance he does down the court

[Boston Celtics @celtics]

TIMEOUT

[Jake Walker @moldebeans]

Waiting for Joe Mazzulla to call a timeout during a run