keely (derogatory)

[keely (derogatory) @moldykiwi]

well my app finally updated so goodbye for the foreseeable future

[keely (derogatory) @moldykiwi]

and why are there no sushi places open at 8:30am

[EARTHGHOSTPURRP @EARTHGHOSTPURRP]

i wanna thank taylor swift because these conspiracies are the only thing holding 2 million white women back from QAnon

[keely (derogatory) @moldykiwi]

blaming the new mitski song for my heinous actions instead of taking responsibility

[georgie @vilehag]

and who i’ve been is with you on these beaches
your venice bitch, your diehard, your weakness

[keely (derogatory) @moldykiwi]

me alone at the bar across the street from my apartment googling "is it weird to go to a bar alone"

[keely (derogatory) @moldykiwi]

@FinesseEness you're literally a modern hero like fully genuinely keeping the framework of society together

[taylor garron @taylorgarron]

someone calling me “not a girl’s girl” is my worst nightmare

[keely (derogatory) @moldykiwi]

i am literally so ok with aliens taking over our planet like i'm actually manifesting it even

[keely (derogatory) @moldykiwi]

developing an intense lactose intolerance at 25 is my personal 9/11

[Godswill Ugwa Jr. @GodswillUgwaJr]

Life in plastic is fantastic

[Chentomology @czbugsart]

In pink goes with everything 💅

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

“Hot Labor Summer,” a rug I made for 2023!

[꒰ daily aquatic lovelies ༚.° @aqualuvsuotd]

oh to be a sea angel swimming with friends

[Charlie 😍 @BerlantBro]

My dad’s loves smoking cigars with his senior chihuahua, MooMoo. He told me that “her tongue is her cigar”

[☀️ cat ☀️ got whacked @catherinesclaws]

i am begging ON MY KNEES for people to stop using alt text, closed captions, tone indicators, etc. to make jokes or references rather than for their intended purpose. these are accessibility tools for disabled people, not for making undertale jokes.

[keely (derogatory) @moldykiwi]

going to see AJJ with my coworkers tonight....... in my social butterfly era

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

who exactly do they think the core audience is