sophie

Deceitful kitchen wench

[sophie @moldys0ck]

My dog is drawn to a rather dry full body red and I don’t know how to stop it

[Rats @LegalizeRats]

First ever rat wedding 1948

[sophie @moldys0ck]

One must imagine Sisyphus high off the perc

[sophie @moldys0ck]

Is it really hip to be square?

[sophie @moldys0ck]

a gimp suit is OSHA compliant if you think about it

[sophie @moldys0ck]

When the ethos is flop but the pussy is dank

[sophie @moldys0ck]

It’s all death and sex and updog in here man

[sophie @moldys0ck]

Squirt til the cows come home that’s what my meemaw would say

[sophie @moldys0ck]

What would you do if you woke up and Charlie sheen was making you waffles

[sophie @moldys0ck]

If I could get a boy pregnant I would do that but I can’t. Yet

[sophie @moldys0ck]

Anyone got a pen I can borrow

[sophie @moldys0ck]

Who tryna herd this yak

[sophie @moldys0ck]

Death! It never goes out of style!

[sophie @moldys0ck]

Yes you love your vibrator. But does ur vibrator love u back?

[sophie @moldys0ck]

My roommate gave me one of her vyvanse and I’m so scared bro

[sophie @moldys0ck]

I wish I could take non prescription pills like a normal person. But no. Fear

[sophie @moldys0ck]

@greerdraws God he was so gorgeous

[project hail andy 🛰️ @d_nniedarko]

y’all keep leaving out keith porter
december 31, 2025.
outside his own apartment complex
by an ICE agent who was off duty
43 years old. 2 kids.

[sophie @moldys0ck]

He be in the kitchen cooking pies with his baby

So romantic

[sophie @moldys0ck]

I love u Mr fetty wap