JAM SAW LINKIN PARK!!!!!

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[JAM SAW LINKIN PARK!!!!! @moldystrawbrry]

LOOK AT HIM LOOK AT MY SPACE COWBOY

[tido bling @tiido_bling]

I had 29 things to do today. I did 3. And that’s ok. I did my best.

[Claire Dunphy @cee_suella]

So you’re telling me I have to solve problems at work and in my personal life too?? So my entire existence is solving problems??

[nay🎀. @fineassnayyyy]

When a man treats you well, it becomes a pleasure to take care of him in return.

[芽依 @Mei22542]

i'm broke = i got money but it's for responsibilities

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

The War on Rats is officially over. the Rats have won

[Vitus @holl4fs]

let's normalize making people feel uncomfortable for being bad people

[maja 🔭🍒 @majamediaco]

PDA is a public good because when love is shared openly, it can help strangers believe again

to witness love in the wild is to remember what life is for

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

Stayed in the bathroom long enough for a shift change

[BlackRedGuard ☭ 🇵🇸🔻⛓️‍💥 @OGBlackRedGuard]

I don’t think DWB has ever left a conflict. This is incredibly bad.

[JAM SAW LINKIN PARK!!!!! @moldystrawbrry]

I just don't believe this kind of love is real

[໊ @meishato]

i once saw an old man buy flowers and when the cashier asked “anniversary?” he said “no, she just had a bad day yesterday.” that’s the kind of love i pray for

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

If you’re anti racism, you get fired from the FBI. If you’re pro racism, you get to stay.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

IF YOU GET A GUT FEELING TO STAY HOME. STAY HOME!!!

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

I told the goodwill worker I was gonna smash up some plates for a mosaic and she said with full earnestness “I hope they break into the perfect shapes” 🥺

[David Weigel @daveweigel]

ME ON A TRAIN: Oh no, I accidentally clicked a video with sound! Oh god, people heard a second of loud sound from my phone. I have torn the social contract.

EVERYBODY ELSE ON TRAIN: hell yeah, train time, time to watch the loudest TikToks

[𝓢𝓱𝓮𝓻𝔂𝓵𝔂𝓷𝓷 🥀 @Sherylynn_R2]

“Wanna come over for drinks and listen to vinyls?”

The vinyl:

[𝒥. @boylandria]

You’re the only bitch in this house I’ve ever respected.