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[Dietitian Moloko @DietitianMoloko]

Apologies for the delay, bahlali! Work has been hectic. 😔

Here are the funding opportunities for your studies as promised. I’ll start with the ones closing today, 30 September, so please prioritise those. 🎓📚

A THREAD 🧵👇🏾

[ntsoaki molefe @molefe_58643]

@Vodacom Vodacom Loves Orlando Pirates ❤

[ntsoaki molefe @molefe_58643]

Add your name to this petition demanding that the Department of Small Business Development @DSBD_SA @The_DTIC @TheRealSEFA @Stellarated release all beneficiary information and funding records on the Spaza Shop Support Fund. #StellaWhereIsR500M https://t.co/CsTqXZ9a2v

[adidasZA @adidasZA]

Gold isn't given. It's earned. 🏆✨

A new season. A new jersey. An ode to the rhythm of the Ghosts beating through the city that is home to the Champions.

The Buccaneers step into 26/27 threaded in Gold ☠️
Product available 30 July

[Noluthando Ngcobo @LuthandoFuze]

I want money for the comfort it brings, for the respect it commands, the problems it solves, for the ease one enjoys from having it. God bless me with money 🙏🏾

[Tspices Kitchen @Tspiceskitchen]

Ladies!! What if we all dropped our favourite beauty, hygiene & smell good tips/hacks below to help each other out??😍

I’ll go first👇

1) Use men deodorant… they last longer!

2) The Red nails theory works😃

3) Use a body Oil! Infact, putting my body oil on right after shower instead of using a towel, has made my skin super soft..

[Talk2Peter🎀 @PostbyPeter]

Please what is cloves use for, any health benefits 🤔 let's learn

[MA LE BO @Melo_Malebo]

You’re stuck in the forever-girlfriend trap bc you can’t cut a chicken like this.

[Tiffany🇿🇦 @MetjahTebogo]

Vukani 🗣 SAPS is giving internships more than 400 people in all provinces. Go and submit your CVs.👇

[Mercedes_Mbalz🌻 @Mbali_Merc]

Bad breath can ruin a relationship

[Saxon African @Saxon_African]

How to END your @Vodacom contract!

1) You must go into their store with you ID.

2) Make them pull up your contract details on their computer.

3) While sitting there, screen open, call the cancelation line. Make sure you get the consultants full name and write it down first so they can't just drop the phone on you when they realize you will not renew your contract.

4) If you want to keep your number, tell them to move it to prepaid and "port it" so another provider can take it upon your request.

5) To cancle the contract, they will ask for about 5 million details thay they will 'need' you to confirm - being in-store with your details open on their screen makes it easier.

6) Check changes have been made by refreshing on the system of the person in the store, while your still on the phone with the consultant. Make sure you see the changes have been made.

7) And wait for the cancelation SMS before putting that phone down! - Do not drop the call before receiving the sms and seeing the change on the screen. (THE CONSULTANT'S WILL LIE TO YOU)

8) Know that if you want to cancel you contract early there will be an unreasonable amount to pay.

9) If you want to cancle because their products are not delivering what they promised, you need to log 3 faults before becoming eligible. You must do it in the space of 2 weeks or less. Otherwise they will mark the fault as "resolved" without doing anything to fix it or even check the issue was actually resolved. Because they don't want you to become eligible to cancel.
Each fault with take about 30mins of your time to log it.

@Vodacom is a fraud.

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

MICROCHIMERISM: Why Virginity Is Important

The sperm is more than just a fluid, it is a container of genetic information. Meaning when a man ejaculates in a woman, he leaves behind DNA that is stored inside the woman and shared if she gets pregnant. If she aborts, more information is stored

Scientists call this phenomena MICROCHIMERISM, there have being done on this phenomena and the results have been mind blowing

For example, the more a woman has sex with a particular man, the woman's DNA changes to mimic that of the man to a certain extent. This probably explains why, when a couple has been together for a long time, they end up looking alike

Another example, when a woman has DNA traces of many men inside her, she starts to change in her behavior and mannerisms as well, because her cells are changing. This probably explains why prostitutes tend to have all kinds of traits, it's due to having slept with many men

Another example, isn't it weird that one child in a particular family can be just totally different from others in behavior and mannerisms. You will ask yourself why that particular child is a thief/promiscuous/violent/mentally challenged yet in your family there's never been anyone like that

The truth is women retain DNA from every man they have slept with. This means these other male cells will be assimilated into the foetus when the woman gets pregnant

It gets even more interesting, that your woman who loves swallowing, if she did swallow another man's sperms before yours, it's worse. If sperm gets in the mouth, it ends up in the nasal areas, behind the eyes and ears. It then enters the bloodstream and then collects in the brain and spine. It becomes part of her forever

Now think about this, that woman of yours you didn't find a virgin, she has another man's DNA inside her brain and spine. On top of that, those other men's DNA is going to be passed on your children

There's a reason why our forefathers demanded that as a man you marry a virgin, so as not to pollute the family gene pool. Our forefathers were not backward, rather they were far ahead of their time. Think about this anytime you're marrying a woman you didn't find a virgin

Learn OR perish!!!

[Masterpiece 🔥❤️ @gatsheni_xolo]

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[Orlando Pirates @orlandopirates]

☠️ FT || @StellenboschFC 1 - 2 @orlandopirates

🥅 66' @Lepasazakhele
🥅 90' @DeonHotto

⚫️⚪️🔴⭐️
#Matchday #MTN8
#OrlandoPirates
#OnceAlways

[Mhlongo da Herbalist 🍃 @Qokani]

indaba yepipi elithamba ngathi marshmallows ngisho umfazi esilithinta. uyabo lotshwala benu buzonichithela imizi.

Detox the damn body, don't just keep indulging in alcohol and eating garbage then expect to have super hard long lasting erections.

[Sub-Pharmacist🍏 @subpharmacist]

1. Fresh tomatoes is good for the prostate.
2. Cabbage is good for the liver.
3. Eggs are good for the heart and brain.
4. Eggs are also good for weight-loss.
5. Onion improves cholesterol profile.
6. Red bell pepper is good for the heart and lungs.
7. Ponmo is not useless. It contains proteins.
8. Smoking and drinking soda water will not clean your lungs.

[Caroline @Carolinerathabe]

Please retweet for awareness fam🤍🙏🏽

[Tiffany🇿🇦 @MetjahTebogo]

Cash giveaway ‼️

I am giving away R500 to two people this week 🥳

You can try your luck my people 💸

To stand a chance to win first retweet my pinned tweet 🙏🏾

[Gogo.Sifiso - the seer @theseerheals]

"One thing you should understand is that people get Tired. It doesn't matter whether you are Friends or family, People will eventually get tired.Tired of feeding you,Tired of your lies,Tired of You.Teach yourself to not depend too much on anyone for everything.but