Jolene Main

i'd rather be a vampire • arizona state

[Jolene Main @molenejain]

can u imagine being thomas rhetts wife and having his entire new albumn be dedicated to how hot and awesome and fun u are....CAN U

[Jolene Main @molenejain]

#tryingtomakemywaybackhomebyanymeanspossible #traveling #turningtricks #yolo

[marge @margaretg_15]

Women: can we have access to affordable birth control?

Men: NO

Women: can we have access to safe abortions?

Men: absolutely NOT

Women: okay can you wear a condom?

Men: ... it doesn’t feel as good :/

[andy from 5 to 7 @ChampagneAnyone]

what else are you supposed to do at a baseball it’s like 3 hours of nothing

[Taylor Nicole Dean @taylorndean]

when I booped him he stuck his tongue out

[Elena Lucero @elena_anele10]

My brothers dog fell in the pool😭😂

[Jolene Main @molenejain]

cankles are too wild

[James @CaucasianJames]

not having to bring my backpack to the last day of elementary school was the last time i truly felt free

[بالون @b_alone0]

"am i not allowed to sneez?!" 😭😭

[thorn @wlwnation]

in honor of paul rudd’s birthday i’m bringing back this iconic moment https://t.co/rJKl7URqca

[The Dodo @dodo]

This woman fell in love with a puppy who couldn't walk 💕

[Jolene Main @molenejain]

@HeatherBall__ drinking our weight in frozen drinks and burning alive on da beach>rn

[Eddy Burback @eddyburback]

randall from monsters inc could be in your room right now and you wouldn’t even know go fuck yourself

[koolkat @babykuhlman]

decided to take the relationship between my dog & i a little bit further than usual tonight (:

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

Me happily listening to the same 4 songs everyday