Molly Crum

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Like cheeses for us meeces, fans of The Muppet Christmas Carol are getting exactly what they want this holiday season now that the "lost" extended cut of the 1992 film is coming to Disney+. https://t.co/NxqNx5wmqb

[Molly Crum @moleoli]

my toddler lives at two extremes: AC/DC or Taylor Swift folklore. there is no in between. but thankfully, there is an “off switch.” 😴💤💤💤

[Molly Crum @moleoli]

Here’s a question…why didn’t Julieta heal Mariano’s nose? Like, they all still had their gifts when that happened, right? Or did I miss something? (I think about this ALL the time.)

[Molly Crum @moleoli]

Raise your hand if you have a box to store all your craft supplies. BUT when you get ready to do a craft project once a year, you forget where you put that box, and then buy all the same supplies and a new box to store the new supplies, and now have 8 craft supply boxes. 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️

[Molly Crum @moleoli]

Cleaning the house this morning to AC/DC, the Moana soundtrack, and finally the Bluey soundtrack. #toddlers #toddlerhood #tellmeyouhaveatoddlerwithouttellingmeyouhaveatoddler

[Molly Crum @moleoli]

Motherhood: taking a 15 minute “nap” with your laughing, playing toddler jumping and sitting on you, and legit feeling rested after that.

[Molly Crum @moleoli]

“34 years, 5 months, and 23 days…” that’s how old I am today. And that’s how long the forest was trapped in Frozen 2. Yes, I have been counting down to this day for awhile now. 🙃 #frozen2day

[Molly Crum @moleoli]

Also, how I frame my weeks: first day of the week = Saturday. That way it starts and ends on happy days!

[Molly Crum @moleoli]

Saturdaze. Made for dirt and rocks and sticks.

[Molly Crum @moleoli]

When your toddler transitions from asking “why” to asking “why not”… 😳

[Molly Crum @moleoli]

“There she goes…” appropriately the opening song for Gilmore Girls. Which I’m just now starting. “Again.”

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

🏈🏈🏈🏈

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

They are so happy

📽️ig: totes.the.goat

[Molly Crum @moleoli]

@Ask_Spectrum Will you please provide a status update? When will this issue be fixed?

[Molly Crum @moleoli]

New York, New York. May 2018. I have fallen in love with this city. ❤️… https://t.co/VhxjbFRoqu

[Molly Crum @moleoli]

@ChrisEvans Will you be performing this weekend?

[Molly Crum @moleoli]

Thirty bars for thirty years? I’ll take it! Best bday gift ever!!! #BirthdayMiracle #Chocolate… https://t.co/RnRmRIoFsa

[Molly Crum @moleoli]

When your can and koozie match. #BirthdayMiracle #ThirtyAndThriving https://t.co/utXbDPZMtX

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

Sad to hear about the passing of Delores O’Riordan.

[Molly Crum @moleoli]

Cider, hamburgers, sunset. Best #Saturday this year so far 😜 https://t.co/7WqFJEbGPx