treaturselfcaroline

Mother of Frenchies

[treaturselfcaroline @moleycaroline8]

My baby girl

[solé @layxsnv]

This who that lady seen on that plane

[treaturselfcaroline @moleycaroline8]

Early sobriety is succession i be going from Kendall to Logan swerve to Shiv and end up as Greg

[helena riley @freshhel]

Im a guys girl (one month sober and can’t stop dming girls on here stuff like “You are such a bright light” )

[treaturselfcaroline @moleycaroline8]

@katemarinkovich

[helena riley @freshhel]

Taylor swift could be wearing full bondage gear and i’d be like oh that’s someone’s nanny. That lady is probably babysitting someone right now

[treaturselfcaroline @moleycaroline8]

Them. Me opening a #SVB account

[treaturselfcaroline @moleycaroline8]

Nope I’m the funny one I’m the god damn star

[Fact @Fact]

Girls usually fall in love with funny boys.

[treaturselfcaroline @moleycaroline8]

Me when someone asks me to explain the #SVBCrash

[treaturselfcaroline @moleycaroline8]

#SiliconValleyBank

[treaturselfcaroline @moleycaroline8]

#Silicon_Valley_Bank

[treaturselfcaroline @moleycaroline8]

#SiliconValleyBank

[treaturselfcaroline @moleycaroline8]

#SiliconValleyBank

[treaturselfcaroline @moleycaroline8]

Wait he is gay??? I need him

[treaturselfcaroline @moleycaroline8]

Wait he is gay??? I need him

[Gabe Ferris @GabeABC30]

I asked Rep. George Santos if he would sit for an interview with the House Ethics Committee.

"No. Oh, with the Ethics Committee? Of course. Not with you," he told me on his way to lunch.

[tara al-alami @taraalami]

“and her sister” 😭😭😭

[Fact @Fact]

First born children tend to have a higher I.Q. than their siblings.