Harvey

Wolverhampton Wanderers Football Club

[Wolves @Wolves]

Dear Wolverhampton… 💛🖤

A love letter. 150 years in the making.

The new Wolves home kit featuring our city crest is available tomorrow:

🖥️ Online: Friday 5th June, 9am
🏪 In-store: Friday 5th June, 10am

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[David Daines @daviddorg]

Stanford paid 35,000 people to quit Facebook and Instagram for 6 weeks

Depression dropped. Anxiety dropped. Happiness went up. Women under 25 on Instagram saw the biggest gains

That was 6 weeks. I'm going a full year.

[JJ @JJMMHH80]

@Poortherner We invented it

[d @dylanwwfc]

Matheus Cunha in this Wolves team:

[Football Away Days @FBAwayDays]

Think photo of the day has already been decided…

Zoom in and have a look at these Wolves fans celebrating their comeback at Brighton.

Moments you travel for. 😍

[james @jaaameeeeees]

life after the preceding beer

[Andrew McKenna @talkMacca]

The man could have literally closed the club down - the contract he was given owed him millions, he walked away from it without getting a penny. 5-1 in Munich is one thing, being an honourable gentleman is worth so much more to me. Thank you Sven

[Football Mumble @football_mumble]

WTF!

[Ray Parlour @RealRomfordPele]

All ⁦@cobragolf⁩ ⁦@cobrabeer⁩ up today only need a snake and a car for the set have a great day everyone 🍻

[England Football Fans @EnglidsAway]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿ESTC Members 2023: 8,700

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿ESTC Members today: 19,000

The Gareth Southgate effect 👏🏻

[FootballJOE @FootballJOE]

Don't speak until you hear a better scenario than England winning the Euros... 😂

[Jonny Sharples @JonnyGabriel]

Sure sex is great but have you ever written ENGLAND in one of the Final spaces on a tournament wall chart.

[Tyrone Francis @TJFrancisLive]

“It just means so much. I’ve wanted to do this all my life… you cannot replace the feeling of winning like that. If you bottled it up and sold it you’d be a billionaire”
First reax from emotional England fan after the team won in penalties to go through to the SF. #eng @EURO2024

[Harvey @MolineuxMorgan]

@NorburyJoe Hi mate I’m in Germany can get these asap DM?

[Harvey @MolineuxMorgan]

@nath_cart Hi mate I’m in Germany can get these asap DM?

[Harvey @MolineuxMorgan]

@TheWadd_ @SocialEngland66 Hahhaa I’m literally one or two rows in front of these fine gentlemen

[Harvey @MolineuxMorgan]

@TheWadd_ @SocialEngland66 I prefer not to speak

[Manny Singh Kang @pedalsingh]

I wasn’t going to post again tonight
But then my inbox went ping 🤦🏼‍♂️

This is real btw…….. Up the Wolve 🤷🏼‍♂️

[james @jaaameeeeees]

nothing like a heartfelt pissed discussion with the taxi driver about kashmir