Michael Molkenbur

Humble megalomaniac.

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As the old saying goes, the Republican party can't decide whether to shit or go blind.

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Inspiring how hard the Ukrainian people are fighting to prevent Putin from installing a puppet regime because they saw how awful it was for the U.S. when we had one.

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@paulmarx1965 So if you guys can't overturn the election will you attack the United States Capital again?

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Hard to believe it's been a whole year since terrorists attacked this country, and I, for one, say "Let's go for two!"

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@paulmarx1965 Infrastructure. Trump campaigned on it in 2016 and said he would get it done in his first month of office because he is such a great deal maker. Four years. Nothing.

Those are not news channels. They are entertainment channels. Those are not journalists. They are celebrities.

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@paulmarx1965 Precisely my point. Trump laid out his withdrawal plan he negotiated with the Taliban which was accurately reported by the press. This is the deal he made. Again, where do you get your news from?

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And, just like that, Trump fanatics began to give a crap about brown people in a shithole country.

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The oldest infant on the planet is suing the internet because they won't let him whine about getting his ass kicked in an election. Maybe he will settle for a participation trophy.

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Bill Cosby is going to be pissed off when he finds out his wife cleaned out the medicine cabinet.

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@abby_donald04 The pot.

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Billionaires are building rocket ships to take their billionaire friends into outer space to explore for new offshore tax shelters.

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Let that be a lesson to all terrorists who attack our Capital: We will not investigate if you identify as Republican.

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@paulmarx1965 Nah. We pretty much just laugh at these nitwits in the red ball caps that still worship a reality T.V. show con man who never gave a crud about them.

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The same people who were appalled that kids were eating Tide Pods are now stockpiling plastic grocery bags full of gasoline in their garage.

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@abby_donald04 I prefer the song 99 Luftballons.

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Well there's something you don't see everyday.

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Just old enough to remember a time when drug fueled sex romps with underage girls was something the Grand Old Party frowned upon.

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Feeling less annoyance at videos of Amazon drivers tossing a package on a front porch when I realize for them, it is between that and having to piss in a milk jug.

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Looks like Cuomo's defense will be that the staffers responsible for reporting the nursing home deaths had their hands full getting sexually harassed.