Douglas Kelly

Website Beautician, Accessibility Specialist ♿️, Soccer Coach⚽️, Public Speaker, Voice Actor + VO Artist.

[Douglas Kelly @mollask]

So when you revamp a company to do things you've done, but not heavily promoted... How have you done it?

[Douglas Kelly @mollask]

I’m watching a cop show set in St. John’s Newfoundland. The entire population of the province of Newfoundland is just over 500K. Greater Grand Rapids, MI is 1.4M to 1.6M. Why isn’t there a show set here?

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Pope’s from Chicago. Catchup on a brat is now a mortal sin!

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May the 4th could have been with you, but beware the Revenge of the Sixth

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May Day. May Day.

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Kansas

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When your AI keeps you up at night…

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When you just pulled a double and you have to do it again for two more days.

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When the new gal you’re talking/flirting with ghosts you for 24 hours… you’re not dating. FYI

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Happy Earth Day

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Egg prices: $5.69 a doz. Retail in 2024: $4.14
Gas: $3.37. A month ago it was $3.07.
Bread: $3:29
The price of steel is up 25.52% since the beginning of 2025.

Just stating the facts here. Not how I want them to be.

[Douglas Kelly @mollask]

When something you bought gets shipped on accident to your ex wife and she keeps it. The evil just keeps on giving.

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My nipples explode with the light

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I love it when people half my age tell me how to treat an illness. “Honey I’ve fought twice as many viruses as years you’ve been alive!”

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You giving or accepting?

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A good motor boating could fix me.

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Anyone want to try out Chatter Social before V2 droops next month? I have invites.

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@nelsonepega @Chatter_US February?! Wow.

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@toys_retro Oh my

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[Douglas Kelly @mollask]

I am seriously so tired of reading HR job posts requiring a BA in Marketing for a Director. I have a Jouneyman trade cert in Graphic Design and Illustration. Out of the box I was in Advertising and Marketing rolls. I rose to C levels without a degree. It's about experience folks.