Molly Dotson

Gee well, you see, bios make me anxious. Just click the follow button if you really wanna know

[Molly Dotson @mollerz]

Hate it when someone goes and pours their salt all over my vinegar fries. Them bitches already bitter af they don't need to be salty too. #itsametaphor

[Molly Dotson @mollerz]

*my brother talking to my child on the phone*
Bro: uncle Jake just went to the gym for 2 hours.
Me: that's more than your mom's gone in the past year. 😅

[NWS Lincoln IL @NWSLincolnIL]

We'll be at the Arcola Fire Department (Douglas County) this evening at 6:30 pm. If you're interested in learning about storm spotting, stop on by! #ILwx #skywarn

[Molly Dotson @mollerz]

That time change yesterday fucked the kiddo and her dad up... had to break into his house to get Fern up and ready for school today. #whatamess

[Molly Dotson @mollerz]

Just ran into a fucking door. Not even make an excuse for domestic abuse this time. My lip is fat, and it was all that dumbass door's fault.

[Molly Dotson @mollerz]

When you're on air and mention a contest happening next week but then the phone lines start ringing. NO! LISTEN! THE CONTEST IS NEXT WEEK!!! #radiopersonalityprobs

[Molly Dotson @mollerz]

IM SCREAMING RN!!! Some old guy called the WMCI phone to ask if I'm single. Wow. Okay. You don't even know what I look like, buddy. #radiopersonalityprobs

[Molly Dotson @mollerz]

Just accidentally used holiday themed music for background music on the radio... hopefully no one noticed. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Molly Dotson @mollerz]

Support 101 ☝️👌☝️

[Molly Dotson @mollerz]

Update: not addicted to candy crush anymore but only bc ive been stuck on this same level for over 24 hrs. 😬

[Molly Dotson @mollerz]

When you're so hungry that you change your pfp to a pic w/ delicious food in it, but now you're jelly of your former self. #ugh

[Molly Dotson @mollerz]

Can't stop! Won't stop! On a roll like butter! #idek

[Molly Dotson @mollerz]

So sick of ppl saying I'm a Gemini and bc of it two-faced. No bitch. I'm two-faced bc I don't have the guts to be mean to you in person and that might or might not have to do with my astrological sign. Probs not

[Molly Dotson @mollerz]

Hate it when people say "she's like my sister" or "he's like my brother". No honey, that's your best friend. You choose your friends, not your fam. Js.

[Molly Dotson @mollerz]

“women who in the past attacked victims of harassment in order to curry favor with harassers — but now want to rebrand themselves as feminist icons — should know that those of us who have been fighting for women all along know who they are and what they did and said." S'true! https://t.co/slSGzSh8fD

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Opinion: Maria Bartiromo celebrates #MeToo. But what did she say about Roger Ailes? https://t.co/vB5eRa7mGC

[Molly Dotson @mollerz]

Why are people trying to sell their smelly ass used clothes on FB? Whatever happened to donating?!

[Molly Dotson @mollerz]

I like my men like I like my alcohol: transparent with a little bit of fruit mixed in.

[Molly Dotson @mollerz]

But wait!! I can't play candy crush and listen to music at the same time?! Wtf #FirstWorldProblems

[Molly Dotson @mollerz]

In other words: don't put all your eggs in one basket ☝🏻

[Molly Dotson @mollerz]

If your significant other is also your best friend, that's sad. What's gonna happen if you lose them? You lose everything. Really sad.