I just had a guy try to get my number while in the Barbie aisle at Walmart and I feel like I just leveled up in the adult dating world. I’ve moved on from single guys to single dads.
I know it’s been a while since a lot of us got a pep talk from a drunk girl in a club’s bathroom, so here are some reminders:
1. You look so fucking hot
2. Show off your tits
3. He doesn’t deserve you
4. Fuck him
God damn it, how can anyone not see where to make their stand? American citizens are systematically oppressed and murdered. There is only one side to stand on if you believe in caring for others. #BlackLivesMatter
“To my white brothers, I love you. Every race here, I love you. But it comes to a point now, where if you love me and you not standing on the side of me, then your love don’t mean shit.” -Stephen Jackson