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[moo 🐮 @molliemacks]

Princess Treatment ONLY 🌹

[𝐄𝐑 @ErlingRoIe]

Messi was bathing a random baby that won a raffle out of a thousands others who also entered and that baby is going to face him in a World Cup final. Like bro wtf even is this

[Leandro Trossard @LTrossard]

To all the Arsenal fans, thank you for everything, from the bottom of my heart.

Once a Gunner, always a Gunner.

Leo

[LaurenThatLivesInLDN @LaurenA_T]

I hate that everyone is just falling into this “dog friendly” shit.
Get that dog out of this shop now

[27. @dimvji]

having a job lowkey a great way to stay hydrated 'cause you get so bored you start drinking water for fun

[Ous'B 💚 @BongsMahlangu_]

A child's birthday is also the anniversary of the day a woman became a mother. 🤍

[Jack @bosdovja92]

For US mutuals — you HAVE to watch the British version of White Lotus. Full of twists and turns, edgy drama, cutting-edge storylines and representation of marginalised communities and their struggles. Best of all? There’s a whopping TEN seasons.

Benidorm (2007-2018)

[Emma 💚🍉 @ejgallagherx]

The fucking state of it. I have no words. I pray to god the wife picks up the courage to leave him & take the kids with her. The fact the kids jump in front of her to shield her shows what type of violent man he is and they’re used to witnessing this behaviour from him. Gross.

[george 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @gmbarnard22]

How are we actually going to solve the AI poster epidemic? Must we be subjected to horrible identical slop from every single pub and shop for the rest of time?

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

You don’t realize how slim you are until you gain more weight n look at old pictures 😂 never ending cycle of body dysmorphia

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

PLEASE respect people's jobs. Nobody grew up with the intention of being a cleaner, shelf packer, cashier, security guard, taxi driver, car cleaner, a bartender, or store general worker. We all had big dreams but life happened.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

There’s this episode of SpongeBob where he starts crying because he doesn’t want to be an adult anymore and just wants his grandma to make him cookies. That’s exactly how I feel right now.

[Becky Taylor-Gill @beckytaylorgill]

Magnum isn’t an ice lolly it’s an ice cream this country has gone to the dogs

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Having kids is a serious responsibility. I don’t think people fully understand that, judging by how casually some approach pregnancy, especially at a young age. Children are not accessories. Being a parent is real life work. It requires sacrifice, selflessness, emotional maturity, financial stability, patience, and a willingness to put someone else’s needs before your own. Raising a child is one of the biggest responsibilities a person can take on.

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

Anyone who's never experienced a heatwave in the UK thinks we're over reacting when we say how hot it is. It's not the same as other countries. The humidity is high and our houses are designed to keep the heat in. Our houses basically become air fryers and we don't have air con.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

baby smell is the best smell i've ever smelled in all my years of smelling smells

[Laurie @LFCLaurie]

This is going to be our 7th Prime Minister in TEN YEARS and people wonder why this country is in the state it’s in.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

The distance between your house and your job really affects your quality of life.

[Neet @neet_sol]

"Damn you're never stressed at work"

That is because I literally do not care what the outcome is. The company could go bankrupt, the building could get demolished, and I'd just head home

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

They used the cheapest possible cladding that was highly flammable, then gave the wealthier residents of the borough a tax rebate as a gift for the council's "careful budgeting". They carried on using that cladding on other buildings. Nobody was charged or went to prison

[Kush @kushika_twt]

My frontal lobe fully developed, and I realized that working a 9 to 5 job five days a week until I am 60 just so I can “enjoy” a few years when I am close to death is the worst idea I have ever seriously considered.