molly ross

[molly ross @mollkeet]

@cryforhelp92 LOL

[molly ross @mollkeet]

i talk shit about my therapist to my barber. but i don't talk shit about my barber to my therapist. makes you think.

[molly ross @mollkeet]

@thexmasprince @cryforhelp92 my thoughts exactly, but like, tell me more

[molly ross @mollkeet]

some unsolicited advice for every 22 year old alive today: it's okay to be heterosexual.

[molly ross @mollkeet]

@cryforhelp92 Yes but where does king princess fall

[molly ross @mollkeet]

*finsub kink (who can keep up)

[molly ross @mollkeet]

when you have a findom kink but work in public interest

[molly ross @mollkeet]

when my mom says "rick booti-li-leg," what she means is "pete buttigieg"

[molly ross @mollkeet]

changing my pronouns to antiracist baby

[Annia Ciezadlo @annia.bsky.social @annia]

The fire was caused by a space heater. Meaning the fire was caused by a landlord.

People using space heaters means a. broken windows, or b. landlord illegally withholding heat.

This building has 174 violations. Including for heat.

Is @NYCMayor going to do something about this?

[molly ross @mollkeet]

my enneagram is the rarest type, shared with the likes of donald trump and saddam hussein. the takeaway: i'm unique and powerful!

[molly ross @mollkeet]

vacation > vocation

[molly ross @mollkeet]

a modicum of effort can earn you points with bi women when the cis men they’ve dated have set the bar so low, it’s protruding from the ground

[molly ross @mollkeet]

if someone says they're pansexual, a fun, validating way to respond is "ceramic, cast iron, or stainless steel?"

[molly ross @mollkeet]

why do so many native new yorkers avert eye contact — is it a coping mechanism for a lifetime of constant stimuli? or just an unnecessary interruption in their day.

[molly ross @mollkeet]

why have a pimple when you could have an open wound instead

[molly ross @mollkeet]

not a "girl's girl," but a "woman's woman"