Molly Morton

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[Molly Morton @molllllyyyyyyy]

Move to NH in March and it snows three times in April. Serves me right.

[Molly Morton @molllllyyyyyyy]

👀👀👀👀

[Fran Drescher @frandrescher]

Awe hang in! We got a surprise for you! Announcement this week! Stay tuned! Weeeee!!!👏🏼

[Molly Morton @molllllyyyyyyy]

Will listening to Mac Miller ever not make me sad

[Molly Morton @molllllyyyyyyy]

made it four mins back from vacation before my phone rang. 😅

[Molly Morton @molllllyyyyyyy]

43 degrees this morning in TN so this is basically me for the next few months of dog walking

[Molly Morton @molllllyyyyyyy]

After watching the statuses all day @SouthwestAir flight 5495 being cancelled right before scheduled to leave? Not cool.

[Molly Morton @molllllyyyyyyy]

Haven’t knicked myself shaving my legs since I was probably 15, until now. SOS

[Molly Morton @molllllyyyyyyy]

Publix pharmacy asked me to confirm my address today, it’s been a while (6 years, apparently) but 111 Lake Hollingsworth dr. Lakeland FL is definitely not applicable anymore.

[Molly Morton @molllllyyyyyyy]

This is the best shit ever😂 #masshole

[Red Sox @RedSox]

We’re using this time to now respond to all the @ mentions from Opening Day.

[Red Sox @RedSox]

RISE AND SHINE.

WE'RE STILL WORLD CHAMPS!

[Molly Morton @molllllyyyyyyy]

If you still aren’t sure about sexual harassment please know that my 61 year old mother was told she “must like it on her knees” while working her job.

[Molly Morton @molllllyyyyyyy]

Working one day from home is actually annoying when your cat eats paperclips. From stacks of documents... in unrelated news- Does anybody want a cat?

[Molly Morton @molllllyyyyyyy]

Showed up to work wearing no makeup and no bra today. Send. Help.

[Molly Morton @molllllyyyyyyy]

Nothing like coffee stains before the first hour of Monday is up.

[Molly Morton @molllllyyyyyyy]

Sharing a full bed w a husband, cat, and two large dogs. Being the last one in sucks 😂

[Molly Morton @molllllyyyyyyy]

Gotta be on vacation if I’m setting an alarm for 6:30 Sunday morning.

[Molly Morton @molllllyyyyyyy]

No place in the whole world like mamas house.

[Molly Morton @molllllyyyyyyy]

Only two more hours until I’m out of VA and thank goodness for that.

[Molly Morton @molllllyyyyyyy]

Are all road signs in VA dirty or

[Molly Morton @molllllyyyyyyy]

@HEGifford somebody told me today they’re leaving my company to go back to practicing law bc it’s less stressful.💁🏼‍♀️