justice beaver

[Wingstop @wingstop]

fuck

[nick @toxnik]

i have a bomb in my purse

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

it was very important to the founding fathers that I be allowed to bring my gun to the M&M store

[justice beaver @mollsack1]

@shaunamhawley Girl F the kitchen, watch some vampires fuck

[justice beaver @mollsack1]

Justice for Cedric diggory and dobby

[justice beaver @mollsack1]

Abolish iPad children

[justice beaver @mollsack1]

@allieg_ator The rugs had to pay for their sins

[justice beaver @mollsack1]

Begging to live just one day in the 70s when ABBA was at its peak

[justice beaver @mollsack1]

Having a very slutty thanksgiving this year

[justice beaver @mollsack1]

@allieg_ator I just don’t get it like gale is so hot but katniss do ur thing with bakery boy

[justice beaver @mollsack1]

Unwinding Friday by watching the hunger games and I would have chosen hot chiseled Gale over that little bitch bread boy any day

[justice beaver @mollsack1]

I simply wish to live as a baby bunny

[justice beaver @mollsack1]

I love obliterating the neighborhood children at Pokémon go

[justice beaver @mollsack1]

@shaunamhawley Honestly that works for me too, fuck them kids 🕳👶🤛

[justice beaver @mollsack1]

We need to abolish children under 10 living in apartment complexes because if I hear babies and children screaming one more time I will commit arson upon this building

[justice beaver @mollsack1]

I need crop tops to go out of fashion my Shrek body cannot fit into them and I need normal length shirts to be sold in stores or I’m gonna KMS

[justice beaver @mollsack1]

My dad is laying face down on the floor listening to country music. There’s no place like home

[justice beaver @mollsack1]

I’m not above throat punching a child if they deserve it

[justice beaver @mollsack1]

Idk what my neighbors children are on but I’m gonna Amazon prime them straight to hell

[justice beaver @mollsack1]

My next door neighbors children scream all day and night and I will commit a felony against this family if they don’t shut the fuck up