Molly Farmer

writer•blogger•observer of the obvious• Free Bird enthusiast • master of karate and friendship for everyone.

[Molly Farmer @mollsfarm]

Hey @kroger — I’m dying to know...what are the white cubes skewered between the strawberries on the fruit kabobs in this commercial??? Sugar cubes? Tofu? Square marshmallows? Frozen mayo cubes? (*see “classic mayo” in background) #kroger #mysterykabobs

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In response to the @creditkarma commercial with the mom who says “I’m making smoothies!!”.... I would 100% live with that mom forever. #immakingsmoothies #creditkarma

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@CollegeGameDay The Big Choice for The Big Game: baby predicts Buckeye victory #OhioState #RivalryWeek #beatmichigan #ohiostatefootball #GameDay #MICHvsOSU #BuckeyeNation

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If you are looking for the worst experience with a cable provider, may I suggest #WOW! Absolutely awful in all respects. Nothing better than unannounced 6 hour outages. @WOWCare I can’t wait for this contract to be up. #wowcablesucks

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@ChelseaHouska Girl, these days you can just call it a “bralette” and “cheeky brief” and call it a day. Sexy + comfy for the win!!

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I found this picture on the street yesterday, caked in mud. I must find this man. Who is he? Why did he have this picture taken? Who did he give it to? Who dropped it on the sidewalk? I need to know more. #whoareyou #sexiestmanalive2017

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A stink bug just crawled out of my toaster, and now I have to burn the house down. #stinkbug #gross #overreaction #nomoretoast

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@BenKissel He’s not a Christian, just like he’s not a republican. It’s all smoke and mirrors for his reality show, “The President” ™

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@TeenMomGossip 🙄🙄 Tyler’s been saying he wants another baby ever since Nova was born. This is dumb, not even close to a pregnancy announcement.

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I always greet my dogs with “Hey guys! Whats the 411? What’s the hot goss?!” They never share. #dogmomproblems #secrets #ourlipsaresealed

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@unqualified @ApplePodcasts Your bangs are #goals @unqualified !! 💇🏼

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Good partner: asks what you want before going to grocery. Great one: gets exactly what you wanted even when you said you didn't need a thing

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Tip: Making an egg white/yogurt/honey mask will make your entire house sticky. Related: Afraid my dogs are going to eat my face in my sleep.

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@BenKissel Congratulations on your victory @BenKissel! Very happy for you, good luck in November! Hail yourself 🙌🏻

[Molly Farmer @mollsfarm]

Husband: why don't you go pick some basil from the garden so we can make pesto? Me in the garden: 🤔 #cookingwithmollyandandy #pesto

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@BryceDHoward @RealRonHoward I knew @RealRonHoward reminded me of my dad for a reason! 💯 what my dad would be doing. Hope he had a restful nap! 😴

[Molly Farmer @mollsfarm]

Target's Halloween decor this year is 🔥!! Me: "Bring me a cart!" Husband: brings basket. #Target #halloween #eekboutique #marriageishard 💀🎃

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PSA: Trader Joe's Unexpected Cheddar will change your life. #TraderJoes #unexpectedcheddar #cheese #amazeballs #cheeselover

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@Lesdoggg @BMcStyle_ Happy birthday Leslie!! You look fantastic, and you are a hilarious and gifted talent!! Keep on slaying queen!! 👑🙌🏻❤️

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@ihatejoelkim So gross 🤢