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I used to be pretty good at Dance Dance Revolution.

[Money @molly3425]

Mr. Brightside is the sole musical work that’s brought together every race, nationality, generation, sex, and belief across the years and will continue to hold the same uniting power for generations to come. This tune alone surpasses boundaries of all kinds. In this essay, I will

[Money @molly3425]

“You will never be emotionally stable enough to watch live action Dumbo” - my therapist probably

[Money @molly3425]

The TSA lady at the airport called me “muscle woman” and I believe that means I’ve reached my peak physical condition

[Regular Frog @FrogCroakley]

♬ He's boiling an egg ♬
♬ He's boiling it twice ♬
♬ He's boiled it again ♬
♬ He's losing his mind ♬
♬ Santa Claus is repeatedly boiling an egg ♬

[Money @molly3425]

Plz save us

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Happy Hanukkah! Over these eight nights, we draw inspiration from light that can overpower any darkness, and recommit ourselves to building a brighter future for our families, our communities, and our world. Chag Sameach from the Obama family to yours.

[Money @molly3425]

A massage envy membership but you just get to nap on the heated table. Thoughts @MassageEnvy ?

[Childhood Shows @ChildhoodShows]

I love US history

[Money @molly3425]

The best way I could show my family how much I love them this thanksgiving was to lose my voice

[Money @molly3425]

Me in an email: ...”The meeting betwixt our supervises this morning went satisfactorily and I hope to pursue future endeavors...”
Me googling something: “why to avoid is bad to face washing in shower”

[Money @molly3425]

My favorite thing about grocery shopping is the socially acceptable practice of shoving shopping carts into each other at full force upon exit

[Money @molly3425]

TV by next year (probably): “the world is a terrible place beyond redemption and humans are a sick, twisted, invasive species and live from New York it’s Saturday night live”

[Money @molly3425]

Power move: putting your hand in front of both automatic paper towel dispensers in the bathroom so you can grab the two paper towels you were gonna use anyway

[Money @molly3425]

At some point in my adult life I came to the conclusion that having no friends is okay because I already have 5 besties (siblings) for life who are forced to like me forever

[SaraSuze @tragedythyme]

A quick reminder for men: Common events for you can turn into really scary situations for women in a snap.

Case in point: This week I listed a clothes dryer on the Letgo app. Because it was a dryer, a neutral meeting location was impractical. I needed it taken out of my house.