Mr. Brightside is the sole musical work that’s brought together every race, nationality, generation, sex, and belief across the years and will continue to hold the same uniting power for generations to come. This tune alone surpasses boundaries of all kinds. In this essay, I will
Happy Hanukkah! Over these eight nights, we draw inspiration from light that can overpower any darkness, and recommit ourselves to building a brighter future for our families, our communities, and our world. Chag Sameach from the Obama family to yours.
Me in an email: ...”The meeting betwixt our supervises this morning went satisfactorily and I hope to pursue future endeavors...”
Me googling something: “why to avoid is bad to face washing in shower”
TV by next year (probably): “the world is a terrible place beyond redemption and humans are a sick, twisted, invasive species and live from New York it’s Saturday night live”
Power move: putting your hand in front of both automatic paper towel dispensers in the bathroom so you can grab the two paper towels you were gonna use anyway
At some point in my adult life I came to the conclusion that having no friends is okay because I already have 5 besties (siblings) for life who are forced to like me forever
A quick reminder for men: Common events for you can turn into really scary situations for women in a snap.
Case in point: This week I listed a clothes dryer on the Letgo app. Because it was a dryer, a neutral meeting location was impractical. I needed it taken out of my house.